Dr.Spaceman

I'll believe it when I see it.

Whether or not we sell Miggy we've still got youth players at the club. Eddie has shown time and time again that he'd rather not chuck them in though.

Just waiting for this seasons Pep interview where he goes way OTT and describes us as very dangerous because we don't have Europe to focus on.

Feel a lot like a spoilt kid for saying this but I genuinely expected much more from Adidas. Good job I'm not a football shirt wanker, more a training gear wanker, but it all feels very 'meh' at present. They're better than this, surely.

We shouldn't sell anyone below value as it may set a precedent and invite lower offers for other players. Other clubs are cunts with asking prices and some seemingly get their way, why can't we become that?

Pope and Barnes will be away, not so sure about the others.

of 2023?

Yeah, I was gutted when we ended up winning the league.

I had a feeling something was up. Glad you're on the mend

I would, he's very good.

Come on mate.

Got to make it fit your narrative

"Come here, come here, come here...."

Thomas Wank

Again though, slack as fuck from the Fulham defender who mis-controlled to give away possession. Greatest league in the world.

Holy moly. Janelt with a thunderbastard.

Had this game on 2 minutes, looks really sloppy already

Can just see the miserable cunts in front and behind me in Gallowgate belting this out.

We can't sell Barnes without replacing him. We're fucked if we do and Gordon isn't fit to play. I know we're looking to do the Willock / Joelinton thing on the left but christ, you've got a short memory if you think that's going to be able to happen every week.

I think Guehi & Botman would be able to contain DJ Campbell a little better

Tino - Guehi - Botman - Hall would be as good a back four as I've seen for Newcastle

Edu leaving after crisis talks... Strange one that.

Do the club branded trainers at least light up or have a little wheel in the heel so you can skate around?

McCoist is great. Sounds like you want the guy from the Simpsons episode with Portugal Vs Mexico to determine the world's greatest soccer team.

Reddit will have some decent longer highlights if you can be bothered to look for them