Dr.Spaceman

I'm so glad I've got a christening to go to today

Critically assess, ffs

Can't believe Arsenal are winning after having a European game midweek.

Hull City are so much better than us

Awful backpass

Phil Bardsley again

Burnley winning

WTF has that been sorted by, it's got Hull top :/

Lallana dived to win the free kick as well Awful defending from West Ham when the cross came in.

My uncle was there. Said it was one of the scariest moments of his life.

I'd be disappointed with 4 of them leaving (2 of which are loans, so it doesn't really count), I'll drive the other 6 to their new clubs myself.

What does the 'Lest We Forget' thing have to do with anything, or are they just sticking that on there to show that they are 'proper British'?

"The Alan Pardew 'Long Kick' Training Centre for Big Boys"

Who has he fell out with then? I've named a few i can think of. Obviously every manager will have disagreements with players but don't think Pardew has a reputation here for arguing with players. He's kept majority of players in check and hasn't resorted to this kind of thing often, so i'm sure the decision wasn't taken lightly.

He should be banging on the managers door, demanding to be played, putting in 100% in training. I bet he's not.

Must be trolling.

It was only done as a joke, we're not actually having 'Manchester Day' - that would be embarrassing.

Somebody from my cricket club did a piss-take poster and the mackems have exploded all over it http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-not-bothered-part-73631083671919.880798/page-7

Can we stop quoting Winner Sports

Just stick our logo on a referee's uniform.

I genuinely think I'd have a heart attack with the excitement of having Vince McMahon as our owner.

Agreed. Would take him as manager if he fancied it. I'd take my grandad as manager over Pardew.

Pardew is a fucking spacker.

I thought the thread title was some sort of pun at first. Wtf