Dr.Spaceman

That's cos most of us are in the house raging at a text document.

Cisse shooting from that angle... The guy is fucking braindead.

Anita We really are fucking atrocious.

Cisse Sell the fucker, now.

McCormack tearing us a new one

GONE! AHAHAHAHAHA

What kind of stupid cunt eats kebab meat though?

My sister saw Debuchy getting a kebab last night

I want this useless hypocrit as far away from our starting 11 as possible. He's shit.

Shite craic with Figueroa missing out for them, but it weakens them quite a bit at the back.

Myspace

We need Schteve McLaren to come in and get some deals over the finishing line.

Shite craic about Okore like

We get them thrown at us at work, every single fucking home game. I could effectively be a season card holder or whatever they call it.

For all the stick he's getting, I think Michael Oliver has refereed this canny well.

Good one

Big Fat Boring Sam.

I work with two Hull fans and they seem pretty confident. They rate Robbie Brady very highly, as well as Sone Aluko. Elmo is shit, as is Danny Twatbag 9 and Koren is Championship at best.

He scored against MK Dons, we're using that in an argument to determine who is the less shit of the two? Come on man.

It's alright mate, you're allowed to say "This is one player I don't know much about" from time to time. I know how much it must pain you. He's doing far more for Sunderland than Cisse is doing for us this season. Papiss Cisse - Games 4, Goals 0, Assists 1, Shots 12 Jozy Altidore - Games 3, Goals 0, Assists 0, Shots 7 Aye, FAR more.

Cack.

What a cuntish thing of Keys to do.

I gave up on him midway through last season, he useless.