Dr.Spaceman

I would cream myself silly if we got Seedorf. I don't care how good / bad he is, he's one of my favorite players of all time.

Even with the poor position in the league I didn't see that one coming. Was an odd appointment in the first place though. Would like to see someone like Lee Clark go for it.

SACKED IN THE MORNING

Indeed. Dribbling messes.

Another club that's leap-frogged us.

JAMIE VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY

Just offside

Erm...possibly not based on today's Villa performance Hence the ... You absolute cretin.

Shame we went for this guy over Garde...

That counter attack

Nowts each all over it.

Basically. Although it's flavour of the month to slate Mitro for diving.

Picture of a 22 July mourner, classy. Reposting said picture. Classier.

The ref will tell the player during play that he's going to be booked.

Would like to think we'd keep it tight if we manage to nudge ahead.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34797932 Can't say I'm bothered - he's a shady cunt of the highest order.

This match

Yup, it's one of the most baseless articles I've ever read. Apparently he's mint cos he wears black boots like they did in the good old days when two footed tackles were lauded.

Died, aged 32.

Don't tell me the one with Ally McCoist and Robert Duvall is shite as well!?

Aye it's all guesswork really. I'm not confident he'd perform better than Perez whether he got a run in the team or not I'd like to see him get a proper run, just so we can see if we're missing out on anything. Would be annoying if it was another Nacho Gonzales, Albert Luque or Xisco type scenario, especially since we're as shit as we are.

If nobody knows what he's capable of then how do you know he's going to score goals after a run in the team?

Anyone who wouldn't take him here based purely on how good he is has not seen us play since 2004.

Bound to share the same agent.

One good result and he's Bobby Robson