Dr.Spaceman

I'm assuming the music isn't really playing in the stadium?

'triffic. Of course the media will play this off as being utterly fantastic.

Areet Michael Cole.

8/10. We addressed our defensive shitness, but we're still a forward / winger light in my opinion.

He chose the Boro over Sunderland?

Jesus Christ, I can't believe we are seriously debating this...

He's a fucking moron.

Jonas!

I'm going to have to turn this off.

Sack him, sack him now, before the end of the game.

Shocking tackle, horrible cunts.

Jonas... Jesus...

What kind of fucking sub is that? Fuck off man Pards.

I'll take a draw.

Fuck off Weimann you utter cunt.

Epic half time team talk Pards...

Canny shot Sissoko lad.

Aitor Karanka

We are always open, if the price is right.

I wonder what he's doing these days?

That defending for Messi's first

Says a lot about Liverpool Football Club.

Massive dive

Love a transfer bid like this, with FIFA and FM these days it's rare we bid a decent amount for a player I've never heard of. Agree with the Carr comments as well, we know this lad will have something about him.

He's horrible.