Dr.Spaceman

Ballack is out of the world cup by looking at his face after that tackle.

Glad we aren't playing those pope shagging green cunts.

Great advert for our support

Aah, so you bet on them not winning. Dumbass me!

What if Man Utd draw?

I was sitting thinking yesterday about some of the ridiculous things that some of my mates and other random fans have come out with. The one that really bugs me though... Ravanelli and Christie (Yes, Malcolm Christie) is a better strikeforce than Shearer and Bellamy. WHAT THE FUCK? They were being deadly serious as well. Been told other gems as well, like Jlloyd Samuel should play for England (back in his Villa days) when he was average at best and having a group of Bolton fans tell me that Gary Megson was one of the best managers in the league. Oh how they were all proven wrong

Heard we were after this portugese guy called To Madeira.

One is a supermarket that has an advert related to an english world cup bid starring a former Newcastle legend, the Premier leagues top scorer and one of the greatest centre forwards to come out of this country. The other is a shabby sports shop populated by inbreds and charvs that is owned by the owner of Newcastle United who almost single handedly took the club apart from inside. Not really is it? It's completely different. Although both instances are fucking retarded iyam.

Fucking mint! Boycotting a supermarket because of football. Some peoples lives are so insignificant.

They're just bitter that Shearer was 10 times the player Saint Niall was.

I see that happening a f***ing lot lately, refs should be more mindful. As long as the ref applied the same rules for both teams then I guess it shouldn't really matter that much.

YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! I can support England again if that cunt breaks his foot.

Learn to use Google my friend.

Aye, they still talk about that in places like New York and Sydney to this very day... As for the freedom of his home borough for charity work, give a shit, really. Shearer's got a degree, but it doesn't make him Sheldon Cooper.

Shit happens, but it won't stop me supporting Newcastle United, and it really shouldn't stop any of you. Roll with it, I'm sure we'll come good again in the future.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bff

I heard that we'd been talking with Robbie Keane for a while now. Someone I know is BFF's with Danny Graham, and the two have the same agent, if you care where it came from.

Titus > Carragher

Didn't we last beat Villa at SJP though? Surely that must soften the blow.

Yes. Even more so when we signed those players in January, cos we all knew we were going up by then.

Geordie Nation.

Can we not just pretend Clint Dempsey is English and forget that he's USAian and has played for them?

What a cunt. Can't believe he said that. Who does he think he is? I'm shitting you by the way, I actually think it's mint that he decided to stay and fight.

No I mean Nicky Butt. The shit joke wouldn't work otherwise. Que?

Without clicking on the link, I'm assuming you mean Hans-Jorg Butt?