Dr.Spaceman

Fuck off Tony Cunting Gale you grey haired tosspot.

Shola's fucked.

WANK WANK WANK

It looks bloody freezing!

Grant Holt v Danny Simpson

/Giggs Oh well, it's worth laughing at multiple times. It's always worth laughing at Andy Carroll playing for Liverpool.

/Giggs

One of the most winnable games this season and there's little we can do

Epic

It was terrible!

What a cock Ferguson really is.

Keane-o, he wanks his dogs Keane-o!!!!!

GET IN!

How many minutes extra?

How shit is that left back for Basel

Shaqiri looks a canny player.

GGGGGOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!

How do you lot know NUFC's finances inside out?

It's nothing to do with Cabaye wanting to play in the best league in the world, as most footballers do.

I liked having him in the team, but I never 'loved' him. There were too many stories doing the rounds for my liking, such as the broken hand craic. He's just a wanker, in the same mould as Joey Barton, he won't learn, and when he does, it'll be too late.

I bet they sign Carlton Cole!

I see all of them players I've never heard of and raise you Danny 'Anti-magnetic' Simpson.

My dead grandma is more accurate than fifa

Carroll have a good second half then? I switched off at HT.

Being schooled by Hangeland.