My cousin gets on a bus with some lass called Amanda and there's trouble all of the time with them. They're a bunch of knuckledragging, pre-pubescent bellends who should be aborted. Not all of them like, but most of them.
Not sure what my first was, but I can remember Ruud Gullit equalizing against us at SJP in the cup, and Thomas Brolin played against us for Leeds. Been to about 500 games since then.