Dr.Spaceman

Ricoh looks and sounds canny empty like

They did that with Bale the other week. Soon as he hit it "Great cross....." and it sailed out for a throw in because it was massively over-hit.

That's fucking knuckle-dragging at it's best!

What exactly would be good about Mark McGhee? He would make Pardew look good, in more ways than one.

Can't believe he's only 31. Seems to have completely fallen off the radar since 2005.

The thing with Ranger is he only gets such a huge pop everytime he walks on the pitch because he's usually Ameobi's replacement. This must spur him on loads.

who was the other one at udinese, went and failed at chelsea ? Casiraghi?

Giorgi Kinkladze. Was class for about a year when I was a bairn and thought he was the best thing since sliced bread.

Falcons game on boxing day postponed. Hope to fuck ours is ok. Couldn't do a boxing day without a toon game.

Shola returning from injury.....well.......it's like a new signing. He's only a young lad....

Hope it's not fucked for the game. So that Man City can play on a carpet? No thanks.

It hasn't got a single quote in it anywhere.

Jeeeezaaassssss maaaaaaaan!

Bollocks article if I've ever read one.

You forgetting Ryan Taylor?

Good news if true. Only if it's on the right money.

A mackem in the office has just likened Carroll to the former Crystal Palace and Spurs striker Chris Armstrong

Now there's a random comment. Random hand jobs ftw.

Fucking despise these lot. We're going to shit on them. HOWAY THE LADS! Even though i accidentally took Brum on my accumulator, 3 points is worth more than £250.

Fucking burn the pope shagging wank stains.

I wish you'd commit suicide.

I'd be fucking livid if he left in January.

Sick of this now. Either fuck off, or sign on the dotted line.

Fucking hell, didn't know he was from up here. Got one of his close mates on facebook and he's absolutely devastated. RIP.

Accidentally made an accumulator with Brum to beat us.