Dr.Spaceman

What the hell does 'big club' even mean

Where's the Matthew Taylor rumour came from?

Hull have had a bit accepted for Charlie Austin. We should be in for him.

Zamblera. Shit Dennis Wise purchase.

Why have we allowed ourselves to be overtaken by the likes of Swansea in every single aspect of being a well-run football club? Imagine someone telling you that 10 years ago...

It's got fuck all to do with him being a cockney, but that's all we'll hear about. And that's why, I'm out.

Where have these quotes came from by the way? Wouldn't put it past the club to have fabricated them.

I fucking hate everything right now

Fuck this club.

Is that his missus? She's nowhere near good enough for him.

Watch the fee be like 6 million or something shit

This fucking club

Nigel De Jong?

Heard the same they've had to give loads of tickets away. Pretty much standard for the SoS really, but if the rock concerts aren't now filling the place then NUFC are the only show on the planet that fills the place anymore. Mind it was rumoured they even had to dish out freebies to fill the derby game last season. Joke club. People were getting tickets in the post without even asking for them man

That would be hillarious

Who the fuck's Paul Montgomery?

Gareth Barry is very underrated.

EIEIEIO Up the Premier League we go.... Use to be my favourite chant as a bairn!

Like a new signing

Pre-season has little to no bearing on how we perform in the league anyway.

Aye same everyone i speak to raves about him though, with that said they might be basing their opinion on FM too Miles Addison was also tipped for greatness. Lee Holmes, Nathan Doyle, Tonton Zola Makokou. Did they have a Derby fan doing the research?