Dr.Spaceman

Penalty. Nolan, what the fuck.

I was thinking that.

Fucking hell. Too easy for them at times.

Shola in offside shocker!

Smith has already been arguing with the ref. Wants to be careful.

Jose is doing well at shielding the ball out every time, surprise surprise.

Keeping the ball well.

Nolan's marking Davies on free-kicks

Howard Webb, fuck off.

Fucking love the Jose chants. We sound noisy as owt.

Nolan did well there, but he screwed his shot.

If Perch turned into cousin It I'm sure he'd still be shit.

I can't believe people attacked his 'best friends girls'

Henderson has done fuck all.

Links.

He's fucking horrendous. No wonder Benitez wanted to sign him.

Thought he was injured lol.

This is fucking embarrassingly shite.

What?

God fucking forbid anyone slag the fans off.

How weird does Higginbotham look with hair!

Alan Smith got on my tits throughout iyam.

Being a twat just comes naturally. Runs in the family. I wouldn't be surprised to learn his grandad was one of the saggy faced dogs that shat in the middle of football pitches.

Said if we don't give him a new contract this week he should resign. Seriously. What a fucking dickhead. I'd love to axe him in the face several times.

I'm off to Motorhead, so I'm missing this one. Really don't know where I'd rather be after today.