Dr.Spaceman

The Wraith Healer.

Vlaar

Is he any good?

Blates

Valbuena

You'd think Niall Quinn was Gerd Muller the way he goes on.

Sorry I don't buy that, unless Pardew has deliberately told him to be reckless in tackles and not to bother looking up or putting any weight on the ball when passing. His passing has been ridiculously lazy at times. I still think there is a quality player in there but we can't blame Pardew for everything, some of these players have to take a look at themselves tbh. We have however played a lot of absolutely abysmal football which is Pardew's fault. Every player in the world has bad spells, Tiotes has came when we've been appalling all round, hence it's been magnified. His game is built on others moving around him, and our lack of movement makes Gateshead look like Barcelona.

Tiote is the victim of Pards incompetency, he's still a brilliant footballer.

It's irrelevant whether or not Ranger is right or wrong in what he is saying, he is in no position to criticise anyone associated with this club.

Alan Pardew is the Alan Smith of management. The amount of times he's cost us points this season is ridiculous.

What's the point in him signing for us from his perspective? He'd be far better off staying put unless Tards gets the boot before next week.

I c'est for this club

Adkins. Obvious.

Us, Reading and Wigan

Lose 4-0

I walked out when they scored their second. Those subs have just fucked me off no end.

It's not going to be off, the roads are clear and the snow is melting. The biggest problem will be with people having wet feet because of walking through slush. wear Wellies. And trousers, and a big posh coat like I did to work this week. Look like a Nazi SS Commandant. Handsome those Nazis though

I would be fucking livid.

Are we just preparing for relegation now then?

I hate that horrible echo everytime someone kicks the ball hard in the Man Utd game.

Wouldn't mind that. Really don't rate him much and would add some fun for the derby games. The fact that he fucking hates the mackems would be hillarious.

This. Wish I was German

Danny Graham Not a chance he's coming. He's been offered a deal by both us and SAFC, with them offering more money. We want him as replacement for Best and as cover not as a starter but he wants to start games and also wants to go somewhere away from the temptations that his local p*sshead mates would bring. Picture will become clearer after the COC Semi Final 2nd Leg. What a load of horseshit. He hates Sunderland fwiw.

One of the worst games I've ever seen.

Relegation