Dr.Spaceman

Terrible

Useless fat bald cunt

To say we look vulnerable would be an understatement.

Seen it all before, horrendous starting 11, lots of doom and gloom followed by an excellent performance. Howay the lads

Thick twat wont be able to add up how many goals he puts past us later.

Cole Palmer doesn't know what a clock is, man

It would shake SJP into life for sure.

Lucky bastards

Wilson's not turning out for England a week after telling Newcastle he's snapped his hamstring though.

Iwobi hahaha

What's the Mazraoui news?

Who's we? Tino is great and will be a very good player for many years to come.

Sounds like an excellent choice for a long FM save.

If people think he looked that bad then what's the issue? Roy Keane called Haaland a League 2 player...

This is exactly it. No need for the 'atodaso' screams every other post.

If you're not allowed to describe what you see with your own eyes then what's the point in the forum.

You'd like to think we've got a fairly large budget given we left 50 mil sitting there last time round.

Nice, I've used my free hit like, need to pick up the pace. You got Haaland on your TC I assume?

Chris Wood with 10 points is a good start, given I only scored 30 last game week.

"Very well" is a bit of a stretch like. It just looked like we were asking him to do stuff he couldn't really do very well, like leave his position more than he is doing now and was doing at Burnley.

Eddie Howe will get the best out of him.

Who's scored more goals this season, NUFC or Chris Wood?

Same goal he scored for us against Southampton wasn't it?