Dr.Spaceman

The fax machine broke again?

8/10. We've lost a purple we didn't want to lose, but signed some very good squad players. I believe we have a stronger overall squad as a result. When you compare our squad now with that of 9 months ago it's very difficult to be anything other than pleased with the window.

30 fucking million

Not enough, delete the thing.

We grew our commercial revenue 27% last time I read. If we manage that each year then we'll be staying ahead of the rest of the pack at the very least and able to continue improving the squad.

We need to get 2 or 3 years out of him and then receive a decent enough fee (15 million or so). At that point how much would this transfer have cost us? I don't think it's too "bad" if we turn around at that point and say this transfer has cost us 20 million, assuming he scores double digits each season I think this deal is completely fine. I'm not crying, honestly

Scored a massive 4 goals in the Eredivisie last season in 30 appearances. His Fbref will just be a blank horizontal bar chart

Eze has to do better there man

The first mighty blow of the title fight!

Was he the one who was on Soccer AM and smashed it in with those weird boots on?

Salah looks like an absolute shadow of a player

Fuck, I hope we pull it together and start scoring more goals, these look as poor as they've been in the last 5/6 years.

Another one who's had a shocking start

Hehehehehe

Reet, Paddy Power it is

Not sure if you're being serious there, I hope not

Uh oh, Botman...

Kill iz

Get Barnes on. There's only one way to beat them: Get round the back.

Aye but his balls in have been utter wank

What's he done?