Dr.Spaceman

Yep, literally this. Given we moved as late as we did it's debatable that we were that bothered about him as well.

Dive, he's already falling to the deck before Hendoah makes any contact

I stuck a fiver on it, cheers for the nudge

You can literally do that

That's a terrible tackle from Cucurella

The pull back? Unbelievable really

One central system across the PL for ticketing using facial ID linked to your home address is the way forward. Should weed out some of the grumpy boomers as well.

At least he's now got plenty time to go to church every Sunday.

Forgot about his cameo. He looks very comfortable on the ball and a bit of a unit too.

Toss again. Howay, we know how good you can be, let's fucking see it.

The point being I don't believe you're a "GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU FORRIN SPEAKING BROWN SO AND SO" type.

I guess it was an honor for Copenhagen to do the deal.

Is that FM legend Roony Bardghji? Had no idea he'd moved to Barca.

Philip Lahm must have missed Wirtz' games against Us, Bournemouth and Burnley.

I just find it odd that people care about this sort of thing. Each to their own and all that, but when I have to sift through shite like "xG is fucking stupid" and "What the fuck is a double pivot!!!11" it makes me laugh when the same people are losing their minds because we may not be wearing their favourite colour shorts & socks.

Would hate it if we won but were wearing the wrong colour shorts

Ah, he's from that generation. The "Get forrinaz out me cuntry" / several trips to Benidorm each year type.

Imagine what Man City's 64m Euro's would do for us right now. Could genuinely be the difference between being able to hold on to a purple or not.

Putting this on in the club will set off a few of the gammons heart rate monitors

that is fucking brilliant

He played 64 minutes in game 1 and was injured on 74 minutes in game 2, hardly allowed them to play him 90 mins 3 or 4 times in a week

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but who gives a fuck? Annoyed me when the MotD commentator's first words on Saturday night were "Alex who?", like when are we moving on lads?

He definitely gives off cult hero vibes.

If it's deaths you want to laugh at may I direct you to the US politics thread?