Dr.Spaceman

I'd definitely take Bendtner like.

Us and Everton no doubt.

We won't spend 13.5 million on anyone.

I had possibly the most random dream I have ever had last night. Basically the company I work for started hiring South Americans for some reason, and we hired none other than Ulises de la Cruz. There was also somebody else who claimed to be a centre back for Ecuador, but I couldn't remember his name.

Why do they not class the fairs cup as a credible trophy?

This thread is GOLD.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5279/5884065434_6d42b9d5c8.jpg

Rather deep fry my insides.

Personally I think we'd be more likely to go for someone we know we can keep for longer than 2 seasons.

If he turns out to be anything decent he will not be there in 2 years time.

Better than Neymar?

http://www.safc.com/news/20110629/black-cats-snap-up-wickham_2256213_2383586

Apparently the Wickham deal has been confirmed.

He's too one dimensional.

What the fuck happened to Bassong btw?

Kevin Dyer tbh.

He's probably been told to go somewhere he'll be guaranteed first choice.

We could just wait a year until they get relegated and nab him for next to nowt.

Load of wank.

They got Mo and Moussa mixed up, the racists.

You have to buy the Sunday Sun man.

Looks like he had about 20 pints and a sniffed a couple of kilos of something.

Imagine if we started a thread like that one here? It would have been Dave-ified within seconds.

U MAD BRO?