Dr.Spaceman

It must be so easy to compete with Chelsea for non-elites these days though. Keegan would have a field day discussing the merits of coming up here over signing for them.

Murphy 4-2 Minteh

He's class, so comfortable on the ball.

29yr old in his prime disappearing to Saudi

Huh? You a Havertz fan

Imagine voting against Bruno man, it'd be like printing your own P45

Eddie Howe makes his mind up and sticks with it like. Relentless with chasing transfer targets, I like it.

Why would anyone worth their salt want to sign for Chelsea at the moment? They must have about 35 first teamers currently.

Thank God he clocked Streets of Rage 2 in Toronto rather than go out and take in his surroundings. What a bizarre piece

Jealousy is certainly a part of it but it's not the main reason why there's such a deep rooted hatred. It's more to do with the sense of entitlement and the media bias towards the clubs for what seems like forever.

Replacing Kane with Solanke is some downgrade. I like Solanke, but that was more as a backup / Chris Wood type rather than ever being our main man.

Net spend over what period? What we spend / bring in right now is just a fraction of the picture.

We should be looking at loans with obligations regardless. It seems like the most obvious method of navigating PSR.

Too damaging to the PL's brand? Nobody outside of Nottingham cares about Forest and their plight. There'll be disgruntled blues from Kensington to Kenya if Chelsea are punished.

There has to be more to it than a simple "Here's an allowance 39 million more generous than every other club" Surely

I'm guessing this is to protect a sell-on clause, but surely Palace will just offset their valuation regardless of who bids.

They're a bit of a myth these days, very much like Arsenal were in Wenger's final years. Big club, yes. Title contenders, absolutely not. I bet it absolutely kills a lot of them when they reflect on where they once were. I don't think I will ever become tired of seeing them bastards whinge.

Could be an age thing. Anyone who didn't experience the 90's may think our hatred of the red clubs is a bit weird.

Oh and...

And if you believe that you need to book an appointment with your GP as soon as possible.

Poor Bournemouth

Havertz is a grade A cunt, the way he's acted against us several times and the way he went on after he won the CL, swearing on a live interview. He's perfect for Arteta and Arsenal. I did used to think they were okay, back in the Wenger days, but then Arsenal fan TV became a thing and that coked up baldy started appearing everywhere. I genuinely couldn't give a toss about any other club other than Newcastle, I hope they all fold.

Why's McTominay leaving? I thought he was good.