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yeah but doesn't seem to be on north east anymore

god damn it

honestly could see him having another blow up with abramovich and going before seasons end unless the cheque book is taken out.

thing is if you were wanting to implement a game where you're controlling the ball, passing it about and generally trying to be a good football team then sissoko is a fucking liability tbh, his passing game and general awareness is criminal for a player of his supposed class tbf if he had those he wouldn't be here he'd be fought over by barcelona real etc

bye courtois

what a flukey goal

1-0 Palace

1-0 Watford

man utds central defense looks dodgy imho

surprised City aren't linked more with him tbh, they could do with someone different at cb and they could do with more english players just for cl and prem squad rules.

that was my first thought, bit daft to play a friendly this soon before your first game

heres my attempt at a team, I'll probably change it about 10 times before the kick off http://i.imgur.com/ifWujG5.png

Ah another season of abject failure just like Newcastle. Cheers for doing this again Magpie Man Utd 3-1 Spurs Bournemouth 2-1 Aston Villa Everton 2-0 Watford Leicester 0-0 Sunderland Norwich 1-1 Crystal Palace Chelsea 3-0 Swansea Arsenal 3-0 West Ham Newcastle 0-2 Southampton Stoke 1-1 Liverpool West Brom 0-2 Man City

PREMIERSHIP: Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man United, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Bournemouth, Leicester, Watford Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Costa Break Out Year: Aarons Season to Forget: Walcott PFA Player of the Year: Diego Costa PFA Young Player of the Year: Harry Kane Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Quique Sanchez Flores NEWCASTLE UNITED: Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: Wijnaldum How will we do in the cup competitions?: Badly How will we do in the derby games?: draws DOMESTIC: Championship Promotion: Middlesbrough, Derby, Hull Championship Relegation: Rotherham, MK Dons, Preston FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Man United EUROPE: La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Some CL group loser World Player of the Year: Jack Colback Nah seriously messi OTHER: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: relegated after someone (probably sunderland) poaches him mid-season When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: not this season. How many goals will Balotelli score this season: none for liverpool How will De Jong get injured this season: slip on a banana peel

Douglas has pointed out that's wrong though, he says they are 74th. says they're 60th on the fifa website

why do I get the feeling the fa will basically say fuck off go buy an english player instead

I can't see anybody wanting Williamson. linked with leeds according to one or two sites on newsnow, how reliable those reports are

quick rubber stamp by Dyke no need for the panel

the fuck it takes them over a week to convene a panel? What the fuck else are they doing?

Given the capability of the media guy (judging from the nufcTV shite) this is probably accurate. I imagine it takes a while having to google every single thing when editing photos and video needs a work permit too doesn't he? Probably waiting for that

presidential election not until next February meaning after blatters announcement of retirement he'll have stayed in office for 9 months. Shouldn't take that long to organise a bunch of suits in a room to decide which one bribes the most and wins

thats a bit random, its a bloody song just go with it

ok why the fuck would you make big public pledge of loyalty then fuck off a few days later even by footballer standards thats fucking bad

It's almost like one has been there over ten years and is one of our greatest ever players while the other is someone we brought in to help them rehabilitate less than a year ago. Oh, different managers too. really? you've had a million world class players over the years, Rooney isn't even the best English striker this Century . tbf he's going to beat the goalscoring record for the club by some margin if that doesn't qualify him as one of their greatest ever players what does?