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Not sure where to put my in-play money after the team news, completely gone off Chelsea now.

£50 on <6.5 goals @ 1/100. Got a 25% deposit bonus too, so a free £25 to play with this weekend.

Think I'll use 365's offer to lump on Chelsea.

Just realised, is that that 'Beefy' on the right? If so, he's got some cheek calling anyone a clown.

“But if he scores goals and does well for us, Alan will be happy with our end of the deal; the player will be happy because he will come into contention for a World Cup place with France; and if both those things happen, Remy will go back to QPR as a World Cup player with a higher value than when he joined them, so everyone will come out of it well.” Aye, absolutely brilliant Joe.

Surprised to see so many red shirts in the ground, imagine if Ashley did that and you turned up in the new kit.

Their owner with his kit over his shirt.

Meltdown in 3, 2, 1...

Aye, the crowd were shite at times yesterday.

I tell you what, I hate that little scrote but I'd happily do a straight swap.

Decent player, never a centre forward though, not in this league at least.

Shadow of himself today.

Aye, the one time you've come good for me!

Few and far between for me, so it's probably being allowed to miss lessons at school so we could all watch England on a projector in the hall thanks to the early kick-offs in 2002.

Krul Debuchy Colo Mbwia Santon Ben Arfa Tiote Sissoko Marveaux Cisse Shola United For Newcastle ‏@UtdForNewcastle 1h That's the starting line up tomorrow by the way... Have it on good authority! Taken with a pinch of salt, obviously. Wouldn't be at all surprised like.

Del Piero too.

Used to love Romario as a kid, even though this was past his glory days, thanks to Actua Soccer or some equally shite Playstation game. Batistuta was another I seen very little of, but really liked.

Shearer, not that I had much choice like. Me Mam used to get discounted kits with free name and number through work or something, I think my Dad insisted I got Shearer every time. First opposition/non-NUFC player I can remember taking a liking to was Zola.

Taylor's been sharing his views on the new kit: "It's in the tradition of Newcastle United. They're well known for their black and white - and they will be forever. I think it's important to keep that." "You've got the Wonga sign there and bit of blue, but the main thing is it's black and white and I think the fans will be happy with that." http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xBizJtPbC3U/UYtqhx13-yI/AAAAAAAAAqc/FDhF57vL37M/s1600/HerpDerp.png

You might be missing the font. Think they're the iOS smileys, don't show up for me either.

Aha, fucking typical.

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Fucking Michael Owen popping up everywhere.