Anderson

When's the write up on this due?

How many times has he cost us this season already. Going off at Brentford gifted Howe the opportunity to bring in Ramsdale FFS.

That Birmingham stadium but with 20m statues of the Birtley Beckham instead of chimneys on Leazes Park, pls.

Eddie must enact a strict no Anthony policy asap

What's Pope got to do to get dropped FFS?

Never ever a pen that.

Find the choreography of a lot of European support proper naff myself, Dortmund were just a monotonous drone throughout. Their little marches up to the ground hours before KO are sad as fuck n'all.

Club sent out an email today looking for people to take part in a 'commercial filming' in a couple weeks, 95/96 away shirt you'd imagine?

Was Sela a 3 year deal?

Shite. Would insist we bic his shite mop off before we even consider playing him again.

Been leading that charge for years. With any luck, him and the other Anthony car share n'al.

Imagine the international break will give them a chance to get a couple behind closed doors kick abouts arranged for him to take part in too. With Nick hitting the ground running, and Osula proving to be a capable option too, no need to rush him back. Got another hectic period coming up with games every mid-week through to the AFCON and beyond, so no sense in pushing him out until he's completely ready.

Bore off.

That chance first few minutes against Villa might have been a proper sliding doors moment. JUST PUT IT IN THE NET!

Rides Kudus like a donkey, then threatens to batter their entire team, some boy.

I hate him. Have nothing more constructive to say.

6 goals and we're still yet to see him strike a ball, penalty aside. Some going. Especially for someone we were told wasn't going to be a target man. The fact that it is genuinely such a small part of his game, but he's constantly popping up with those goals, is great.

Shagger. Best Scandinavian to ever pull on the black and white.

Different class today. Can't remember last time I came home not fuming with a ref, can only assume they're so conscious of not giving home advantage they go so far the other way.

Currently taking the piss in an over 35s Sunday League.

That sounds distinctly like an Isak problem and not a Liverpool problem. They had to go for him, behave. If they had any sense, they'd have done the complete opposite and telt him to get to fuck exactly because of how he acted.

I've seen people say this a few time, they absolutely didn't.

Didn't he get hooked this season though, Jose only recently got sacked in Turkey?

These are unbeaten in the league? How did their last managed get sacked? Brutal.