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Do they honestly only have 3 strikers at the minute, 2 who are injured and one who isn't impartial to the odd niggling injury? I'd imagine even if they get Fuller he won't be able to play this weekend so what happens if Gyan needs to go off after 5 minutes or something?

I'd have Forster number 1 next season, Harper as back up and send Krul out on loan. Then reassess at the end of the season because we'll not always be able to keep a hold of both of them I'd imagine.

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Evra is 5 years older, reportedly being watched by Madrid and both of their contracts are up in 18 months.

Which is why, for all it would be funny to see the mackems waste their money on him, I'd hate to see them manage to sell Pavylechenko any time soon.

You've a lot to live up to.

No, why?

Barton will teach him to right his wrongs.

Well someone said he was on £60k earlier in the thread so I used that figure, cba to research it properly.

He's definitely got a few screw loses. Also, at Iniesta in that Spain picture. He's gone right up in my estimation after that interview. Seems like a funny guy. Pretty sure he's just wumming everybody with the 'I'm the best in the world' stuff aswell Most of the stuff he does/says is brilliant, such as driving into a women's prison in Italy just because the gate was open and he fancied a look around.

He's definitely got a few screw loses. Also, at Iniesta in that Spain picture.

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Strange choice, he certainly didn't stand out. Still, funny that he's won it after the criticism he got.

Why's he going to retire like some people are mentioning if his contract isn't up then? He'd be set to lose upwards of £4m if he did.

After being openly criticised by Pardew he's won player of the month. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110120/award-win-for-tim_2281670_2271973?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

He blocked me after I called him an insufferable cunt in response to some of his Carroll bullshit.

Is his contract up at the end of the season?

I don't know, but I do have a sneaking feeling Houllier doesn't fancy him. I'd give him a shot here alongside Carroll, although I'd imagine you's would still demand quite a fee?

I don't think it's meant to be funny. Just a thinly veiled attempt at trying to pass themselves off as the real thing.

Yep. I've got this months downstairs, haven't started reading it yet. Isn't it like 5 notes these days? Good mag but has been eclipsed by websites/blogs IMO. Some great blogs out there at the mo. Well don't just keep them to yourself! Share the joy.

Aye, his opinions have started to have a very arrogant tone about them. It's that fucking chicken, it's brainwashed him.

I'm sure there aren't even any seats in the Apple Store.

Looks to be all but done. Clubs seem to be delaying announcing it though, possibly waiting until we have someone else in?

So do you think he's worth £18m? Think it's similar to the Carroll situation here. He's not worth that much in a flat market but to Sunderland, he's probably worth more. The fact the mackems believe this sale will single handedly fund a major squad strenghtening is also wrong considering it'll do little more than secure the rest of the players they already have (bar Welbeck).