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I fucking hope he doesn't break Sheraer's record. Saying that he's played in the PL for 12 years now, Shearer only played in it for 14 and he must have mised 2 year's worth of fixtures? Yep, I don't see why we don't go for a different striking option for the WC however

Clough atm would be a better option than shitjew

Don't mention that c***'s name ever again please Too soon? Na he's.just a cunt

Don't mention that cunt's name ever again please

Still p*ss myself at that dweeb in the middle of the video Stop it man! Too funny

Bruce talking sense about wanting to give the cup a go despite the league being a distraction. Fucking Bruce has more balls than Pardew ffs

Jesus christ man http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/mike-ashley-mash-holdings-includes-newcastle-united-see-latest-profits-double-256m/

Only 6 years ago Middlesbrough: Schwarzer, Young (McMahon 75), Riggott, Wheater, Pogatetz, Boateng, Rochemback, Arca (Johnson 62), Downing, Sanli (Aliadiere 62), Alves. Subs Not Used: Turnbull, Taylor. Booked: Pogatetz, Young. Goals: Downing 16 pen, Alves 37, Downing 58, Alves 60, Johnson 70, Rochemback 80, Aliadiere 85, Alves 90. Man City: Isaksson, Jihai, Corluka, Dunne, Ball, Ireland, Gelson, Petrov (Elano 71), Garrido, Vassell (Hamann 62), Mwaruwari (Castillo 13). Subs Not Used: Hart, Caicedo. Sent Off: Dunne (15). Booked: Jihai. Goals: Elano 87. Att: 27,613 Ref: Phil Dowd (Staffordshire).

Na it's pretty funny. However, I am insanely jealous of those lot walking in the sun down Wembley Way knowing they're just 90 minutes away from their first trophy since 1973

Wigan 0-1 Newcastle NYD 2011 Blackburn 0-2 Newcastle (That awful game under Pards with Krul's pen save) MY ONLY TWO NEWCASTLE AWAY WINS IN 25 MATCHES

If you've had a ST for 3 years or more you were guaranteed a ticket

Decent way of doing it

Great article. It makes me so anhry that I'll never see this at Newcastle for the forseeable future. I just about remember the 1998/99 FA CUP Finals and i just remember everywhere you looked in black and white. The main thing that stands out is the black and white streamers coming out of car windows. God, how awful it is to support this club right now

"Even when you are 5th" Fuck off man

I don't think he'll do it. I did it one time though. If he does it'll have taken him more than 14 years to do it - without 2 career threatening injuries and playing in the PL since 16

27 years ago today. This should have stopped Hillsborough ever happening tbh

He went to Northumbria Uni?

He's basically this guy Chewin the Fat

If not, you've got some troubles with your previous three candidates Well Qatar have got about 4 in one city

Not a bad article for Samuel. However, if he's sacked 'he'll leave with his reputation intact' How?! You just said we haven't scared at home since.boxing day ffs

11 years today - 3-1 win over Leverkusen

Happy birthday Bobby, would have been 81

We're worth £180 million tops imo