I'm like that every week at SJP tbf
Our ball boys are barely out of the womb and can't throw/kick a ball more than 5 yards. Fucking useless.
I remember once this one kid had been awful all game; being deed slow then when Man U were counter attacking he caught it and hoyed it back so quick they nearly scored against our outnumbered defence. Honestly man. No point in them if they're under the age of 10
You really sound like an old man today. Either that, or you are actually Phil needing a nap.
I'm in a pissy mood. Got to work on placement tomorrow. A Sunday ffs. I'm not even getting paid for this shit and I have to get old Betty walking again despite the fact she actively tells me she wants to die and for me to leave her alone.
Fuck this shit.
And footballers with names on their back.
wat.
It just used to be a number on the back didn't it? Not that long ago either
When did you last watch international football?
Wey I'm sure England even at the last world cup just had a red number on the back?!
Modern football
No they didn't
Hmm. Did i dream it? fuck knows
wat.
It just used to be a number on the back didn't it? Not that long ago either
What year was it when you last went to sleep?
Is it obvious I've not been to kip for 34 hours?
wat.
It just used to be a number on the back didn't it? Not that long ago either
When did you last watch international football?
Wey I'm sure England even at the last world cup just had a red number on the back?!
Modern football
They're bound to run out of kids who enjoy going. The atmosphere is shite and we play shite football.
Kids are fickle. Unless its parents forcing them to go so they get cheaper tickets?