TheGuv

Totally spot on.

In that case we should be disqualified for singing everything too fast. Or even worse...singing our own anthem wrong; every single time

I think we were heading that way... We had the easiest start to a season in many a year and were hopeless

Yep. Because it happened. Although the quotations marks from a previous post definitely weren't said

Clarence, I want to live again!...so i can push Rob Elliot off a bridge instead of myself.

He's a shit 'keeper somehow playing in the PL and a fucking bell end about it all

Chelsea Arsenal sunlun Man Utd Everton

This match is uber shit

Cheers Columbo

Apparently Pardew and Lowes have had a bit of a tiff on Radio Newcastle tonight?

This.

f*** you. Go f*** off to Rotterdam or something. Yeah I'll grab my coat

Fuck you. Go Fuck off to Rotterdam or something.

Can I just point out that there is absolutely no evidence that either bloke had sex with her while she was sleeping or unconscious, in fact there is evidence that this was not the case (from the night porter who was listening outside the room). Nor is there any suggestion that the sex was actively against her will. The only question was whether or not she was so p*ssed that she was incapable of giving consent. An expert witness at the trial estimated from the amount that she drank throughout the night, that at the time of the incident she would have been about 2½ times over the drink drive limit, (which I believe for the average woman would be the equivalent to the state they'd be in after drinking around 3 large wines). Apparently she was capable of texting her mates, capable of buying a pizza with the correct change, capable of picking up the bloke and inviting herself to his hotel, capable of remembering she'd left her pizza outside and nipping out for it (while being supposedly barely capable of standing), but subsequently - without having anything more to drink - incapable of offering consent. I can only hope that noone on here has ever had casual sex with a woman who has had any more than a couple of glasses of wine, otherwise I guess they too should be considered rapists if the woman subsequently can't remember what happened. I also hope the police are actively pursuing any other men this woman may have slept with on other occasions where she would "normally and regularly drink well in excess of what she had consumed on this particular night out." You've seemed to hit the nail on the head more then Evans' defence team

Jesus The boat there was tremendous. All night we tried to get the DJ to play the hokey cokey (he obviously knew what would happen if he did) he kept refusing, so about 200 Geordies took it upon themselves to sing the Shola song whilst perfroming the hokey cokey on the ferry dancefloor. Carnage

Kill me now

Na I read a few books on him and all of them sad there was no footage of that game. I was shocked when I saw the goals too

That's fucking disgraceful like

Don't make me hate Captain Scarlet!

Jesus

That's where I always thought we'd go; like Spurs

Same thought was running through my head all day Saturday. What a bunch of dicks.

Laughing at people striving for change is okay then I presume?