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3rd and 4th minute, aye

15 years ago today we beat Southampton 5-0. This is part of the NUFC.com match report... How supporting Newcastle should be like!

SuperMac Superstar? Something to do with Jesus Christ Superstar maybe?

Fuck me, Howey is a moron. Dunno how you didn't tell him to fuck off like LEFFE

That wound me up a treat. Nearly spat out me egg sarnie. They were on a proper wind up. Surely not your first choice of a sandwich?

Amazing!!! Love it

Just relax and don't do it, Mike

Your avatar is frightening

Fuck me I never realised how much he said erm, urm, er....

Has anyone seen the Rangers initiative? Creating their own supporters shirts as to not give Sports Direct any money. 1500 already sold in just away colours. Say what you like about them but at least they can group together against Ashley better than we can

http://i.cubeupload.com/HNEgrr.gif This needs more love

Not the best news... Just putting that in so on tapatalk that'll have been the first comment you see. Pretty harsh but keepi up with the fun!

Correct all the way through. Grim by the beeb: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon more recently than Newcastle have won a trophy.

That reminds me that i need to write a letter to that bint Baird. I genuinely am - though totally unrelated

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Good. But what a prick

Loses 3 out of 4 3rd Round games. 3-0 away to Dover Couldn't make it up man

Wireless Definitely tolling there Doza

Aye, that was the least surprising part of the interview. It was the most surprising for me like. I was expecting him to spout all his s*** about front foot football

You'd hope and think a weak one

http://www.cpfc.co.uk/news/article/video-exclusive-alan-pardew-2179148.aspx

Fucking hell, that interview is great. If he got asked some of these questions when he took over Newcastle he would have been all The way he answers these man We broke him chaps, we broke him

This will be fun

Fanny lipped He is in all

This. My second favourite team from now on is anyone playing Crystal Palace.