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I hope that is why the prick is leaving

Lads man don't get your hopes up

Well Charver does have a 100% win record as our manager

Well done!

Wonder if this place could beat the "most online" record if Pardew left. What happened on 15/07/2011 btw? Sammy scored v Darlington in a friendly

Penn is usually spot on mate and he said it's done. Good enough for me Neesy. Never heard of Penn (apologies!) What sort of ITK has been correct before?

Come on...!!! Please!

So he should get sent off but scores? Fucking typical. Keeping Pardcunt in a job

Colin? Am i missing something?

I liked him as a young player like. Shame it didn't work out

Fantastic notes - so sincere. You fucking know he meant what he was saying as well. God I hate this club now

Kk's 5-0 matchday notes please!

God we're so fucking boring

Oh look it's Newcastle's last line of defence: Krul, Elliot, Alnwick and Woodman - There's some balls coming your way girls, can you catch them? http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/celebrity/wm_randolph_hearst/Flappers-do-the-Charleston2.jpg

This. It feels awful - like we're the People's Front of Judea or something

Get out

Absolutely this. This would break my heart if I said I'd turn into this miserable cunt before a derby game just a few years ago; when I probably thought I was a soooopafan. Sad state of affairs

Which should take at least a good minute. Narrrr we can squeeze it into about 25 seconds

The Blaydon Races sung by our lot is fucking horrendous these days. Literally you can hear the bloke with the camera not even saying the words to keep up. What's the fucking point?

South east Ireland Well it's quite obvious there's going to be a shit ton of bother on Sunday

Greyhound in the Felling got fined £10,000 at the back end of last season. The Bay Horse in Windy Nook got a similar fine. Other bars in the area have, understandably, s*** themselves and removed the foreign systems. They're just money grabbing c***s - publicans just want to make a living and there is a heavy reliance on showing Newcastle games to get punters at a time when it's a real struggling industry. Last Orders received a letter the other week also... Still a couple of pubs showing in the area though they might be independent and therefore less of threat... I know the Sun in Swalwell has warning signs for all Sky/BT inspectors they will be trespassing and are not allowed in Yeah, somewhere I was in last night said the brewery decided it was too much of a risk and ordered them to stop. Independents probably give less of a f***. Is that why Last Orders have changed their name... Literally noticed it yesterday

Sideshow Bob is actually a great character to link to Pardew - they're both egotistical for a start. I've got an image of someone like Rich or Wullie being with Pardew and keeping him in his presence by asking him open questions so he can tell him how wonderful he is just so they can wait for the angry mob to hang him Much like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLq7jXSbVM8 But in english..

Bugger - thought it was real. Could see Saylor acting like that mind.

Aye. I just think it's mint KK, was playing along

I fucking love him like