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Wow, that's brilliant.

Feeds purely on haggis, heroin & beeewws.

He's properly depressed like. Or perhaps just Scottish.

That defending. Wow. Lush.

Hur hur.

Tramps have got Spurs away at the weekend as well jajaja.

Their gaffer is dead tbf.

If Everton had any nous in the final 3rd they'd be comfortably winning.

Ginger little minger.

He's quality at shielding the ball out. Just hoys his massive arse out and the opposition have to either travel 3km to get around it or just pump it.

Have Sunderlsnd ever been good to watch. Like, ever?!

Causing ructions already?

The statue's not that bad irl tbf.

Looks ill. Went along, was good craic. Keegan in good spirits.

Such a bizarre thing to say following a handful of minutes football like.

Like him. Powerful on the ball, works hard and has moments like that Bristol assist in him.

He'll manage to make Andy Cole's music career look semi-acceptable, the greasy freak.

Been of no concern since Reading (admittedly didn't see Bristol). Long may it continue.

'Lads fan'. What the fuck is wrong with them?

3 Chelsea players today scored 1 between them. Need Defoe to score 5 to save face.

Why has Costa not been booked there?

Swansea were half interesting when they came up. Have now reached boring non-entity status.

Yup. We're creating enough to win games without having Roberto Carlos at LB and Derby didn't look a threat down the right at all. Rafa's happy with him starting plenty of games, and the results will prove him right.