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Might have been the airport scene from Mike Bassett?

That's what I was thinking. Love the lad's effort but he can barely string two passes together.

Serbia look shite, hopefully the heroin ultras can take advantage.

Hope that has caused some amount of fewm. Would be a valid point but he sounds like someone who has almost certainly never been to a football match.

Aye only saw the 'coloured' comment and subsequent apology. Didn't realise he'd found himself in a full on rampage against minorities.

This purely a result of the his language today? Tbf he gave a pretty genuine sounding apology straight away. Seems extreme. Bloke's probably a wanker for other crimes, of course.

That was simply vile.

Didnt even realise this was today. No Ings feels massive, 1-1.

Was a very good read, seems a properly canny lad. Praises Ashley slightly so no doubt pitchforks will be out mind.

Aye, his opinions are garbage but he's funny in a Garth Crooks way. Weird little mentals it's fun to have around.

Solskjaer looks genuinely ill. Weak of body and weak of mind. Weird little nonce.

Man U being utterly embarrassed will never get old. Back baby.

That was actually surprisingly okay, bar the 15 minute spell at the start of the 2nd half. Much better. Needed it mind, be surprised to see us pick up more than 3 points from next 5.

Fair chance this will be the worst top-flight football match ever staged. Cabbage heed and worm muncher in absolute dreamland as balls are pumped aimlessly into the corners. Only saving grace is the timing gives a perfect excuse to be mortal throughout.

Without a shadow of a doubt the greatest player to have never turned pro. Technically outstanding for a big lad. Loved Costa Del Blyth too much.

As a neutral, I'd imagine we'd be in a similar bracket to Burnley, i.e. would rather take a brick to the head than sit through 90 minutes.

Would expect to be pumped raw although we do seem to be a bogey team for Spurs.

You would imagine so. Don't listen to any shite podcasts but they seem tolerable on Twitter tbf, by no means the worst.

He's just an utter shell of the player he was a decade ago. One positive of today is that even smashed nose will surely realise pairing him with Wilson isn't going to work against any team of non-cloggers.

Aye got his arse handed to him tactically today. Still, unless we're in significant danger time the end of season its job done as far as his master's concerned.

Well was mildly optimistic last week. Straight back into the pit of misery.

Overhead kicks are fine, but if you miss the ball and kick a player in the head, it’s a red card. Not hard Or controversial surely? Surely reckless intent. Get them CANCELLED.

Overhead kicks will go the distance soon.

Nee chance.

Massively deserved.