Foluwashola

I think I'm going to put £5-10 on Wilsa Krakow, Ruch Chorzow (both Polish league) and Debrecan (Hungarian league): 12/5. They're 17.45 and 18.00 kick-offs and look very promising going by the league tables, although I know f***-all about either league. Aye, i've went for a Wisla/Ruch double (which means it almost certainly won't come off) Also put on a Djurgarden/ QPR double and a Forfar/Stevenage one.

The RSPCA raid the Ipswich changing room during the 1st half and find 3 rottweilers, a tub of industrial lube, 4 strap-ons and a motorized sex machine.

Don't really care who wins tonight, would just like it to be a pretty game

I always celebrate promotion with a spot of beastiality.

Anyone offers more than £25 for him, accept eagerly.

Absolutely horrific odds.

One of the few Premier league standard players we currently have. Bit mental but what the hey

I wish I was that man. Look at him lovingly stroking his face, top bloke

Slight loss tonight, hoping Argentinos Juniors will make tonight a profit

Must say I doubted him at times but old boil-lip has got the lads up for it in almost every game and has done a glorious job. Well done CH

Back to the pre-Istanbul levels then. They've got 20,000 people on the season ticket waiting list though. "Can't get a ticket lad" is the stock answer when you ask them why they don't go the match. What they really mean is "Can't be arsed, I just go the pub" That flight ban must have stopped the Scando's coming over. Less than us in all but one of our league games. Thats an actually embarressing stat. Absolutely terrible fans.

Aye, I'm the same. Was chuffed to bits watching our loyal moob boys on the pitch

Any excuse http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/5990/chrishughton2393708.jpg :fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap:

A reenactment of the Battle of Hastings with the only casualty being Nicky Butt.

Likewise, if anyone even considered the possibility they deserve to be flogged on Northumberland street.

Jonas and Wayne rape the full backs so badly they are placed on the sex offender's register.

Student loan came in today, first port of call - bet365. Its the way I imagine the government want it to be spent Anyhoo, Trelleborg single Liverpool/Trabzonspor double Caen/Legia Warsaw double

It would be difficult to find two specimens on earth that know less about the game.

Smith to Maradona the centre back with the slow motion replay showing that he teabagged said player in the process of performing the turn.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8629390.stm whos going to present motd2 then? http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/7205/garthcrookspicbbc601590.jpg

Too much Merson on TV today, his made up phrases are starting to make me want to stamp on my testicles.

Manure or Chelski away, get it out of the way. Failing that, mackems at home

Must say I was quite dissapointed when we didn't get him but the way things have turned out we didn't need him and he would be of very little use next year.

Well I'm on for a profit, a very small one but a profit. If Leeds pull off some sort of magical second half I will be

Leeds/Rotherham double Mackems/Notts County double Can't say I'm particularly confident with the crazy results that will be flying about in these last fe weeks but what the hey :colo: