Wallsendmag

Nice one mate!

Nearly 4 weeks until this and the pre match thread is already onto its 5th page. Loads of times last season the pre match thread didn't even run into 5 pages!

Allocation is around 2,200.

A fair price given the current state of the market.

Swap Colback with Tiote or Hayden and I'd be pretty happy with that as a starting lineup.

Hope this doesn't happen. Not because I care less about England but I think Moyes would be nailed on to join the paedos which is a big improvement on Allardyce.

We've rarely seen peak Sissoko in a Newcastle kit and people think it's because he's lazy or actually just a s*** player. He's clearly a talented footballer, but if I had to play alongside absolute dogshit for three years, under the "leadership" of Pardew, Carver, and McClaren like he has, I'd be more than a little miffed as well. The times that he has attempted to make things happen on his own, he gets hounded out when it inevitably fails. Despite most of the other worthless c***s in the squad standing put doing f*** all, dicks in hand, tongues wagging. It's clear that Sissoko wants away, but I'll never understand fans who bitch and bitch about how poorly run the club is and then hound out a player who doesn't want to play for such a shithouse operation. He hasn't been hounded out by anyone. On a matchday he's received as much support as anyone else. Exactly. Given his performances for us the support he's had from the crowd has been incredible.

If Pogba is going for £100m the bidding needs to start at around £120m for this fella.

There's clearly a lot of potential there in Aarons if he can stay fit. Idiotic to suggest otherwise.

Gouffran away next please!

Still not exactly sure what his position is.

If we can get Aarons fit, along with Ritchie that's potentially 1 excellent winger for each flank. Still got Thauvin on the books as we speak as well.

He was way more productive going forward before Rafa came in IMO. When he tries too hard he begins falling over himself loads and s*** like that. I think he was always pretty good defensively when playing right wing. We expected too much from him going forward IMO Eh??? We signed him as an attacking midfielder! The stats (not to mention his performances) suggest we had every right to expect more, especially given how good him and his agent keep telling everyone he is. If we did then we are more stupid than i thought considering he was a CM for Toulouse who had a very poor goalscoring record. He played in an advanced attacking midfield position from the start and in his defence looked excellent at it (v Villa and Chelsea) before things started going downhill.

Another drain on the wage bill despatched.

He was way more productive going forward before Rafa came in IMO. When he tries too hard he begins falling over himself loads and s*** like that. I think he was always pretty good defensively when playing right wing. We expected too much from him going forward IMO Eh??? We signed him as an attacking midfielder! The stats (not to mention his performances) suggest we had every right to expect more, especially given how good him and his agent keep telling everyone he is.

He was our best player with Townsend as soon as Rafa give him the captaincy. Still wouldn't be against him leaving if Rafa gets the money to reinvest. He wants away. He sees himself as better than us, and that was when we were a PL team. He's barely tried a leg in his time here, save for some of the televised games against the top teams, ie the teams he thinks he should be turning out for. Even Rafa won't be able to get much out of him against championship teams. It's just not where he sees himself. He's deluded in thinking he should be in the Champions league year in year out. Given the crazy prices going around now our best bet is to hope some club is daft enough to give us £25m for him and let Rafa invest that into his own signings.

Incredible! I'll give Sima and that Fish fella their dues for bursting every myth/cliché that the mackems and West Ham arselicker are perpetuating but I'll be honest I couldn't even be bothered to respond to that. How do you possibly debate or reason with that sub human scum? You could round them all up, every last one of them, and the total IQ still wouldn't be hitting double figures. I also noted that "our lot" are still all horse punchers meaning (by their rules) them lot are still all paedos.

Just got to hope he starts tomorrow and plays well then someone is daft enough to part with £25m for this cowardly fraud. He'll be no use to us whatsoever in the Championship given how he could even motivate himself to play premier league football for us.

Hahaha quality!

Seriously it's actually the best place to go to find out the latest NUFC news. They're beyond obsessed. There's regularly more posts about us than them on the first page.

Great news. Thanks for the updates!

What really narks them is that despite our relegation they're still stuck there, a nothing club just festering away in our shadow. We still get more media attention, we'll still get bigger crowds, we've still got a far higher profile manager, still signing better quality players than them and their latest signing is only joining them so him and his lass can move back to Newcastle. The only time they've had any attention from the rest of the country is because they knowingly allowed a paedophile to play for them. That's literally their claim to fame. Is it any reason they're so bitter?

Aye yer right. Terrible idea.

Picture of Rafa with Gamez and the slogan "Jesus and God" should be made into a flag.

Agree we should still be looking to upgrade Dummet. He looks absolutely petrified every time he has the ball at his feet.