Darth Crooks

Hearts No it was clubs mate

Nufc NO reds NO blues

It's where they put a rubber sTampon whether the finances are in check.

Watch us end up with ISIS flags up instead.

Forgive me if I don't take too much stock in a man who couldn't manage to not punch his teammate in the face whilst on field

Elric got schooled in feminism the geet mysoginist

Oh please no.

Brought a tear to my eye, nostalgia, don't know if it was the flags or hymen Perhaps it was the two coming into contact (ouch). Seen the Theresa May thing in chat?

Classic NO exaggeration based on a small amount of posts (and the fact it's probably close to the truth) . Also, that image of her on the chair...zero percent about her business acumen and all about her wanting to look sexy and beautiful. Which is her right and she succeeds at. Looks like she's having a stroke to me.

People credit Keith Bishop with far too much, man. Nah fam. He's the cockney goebbells

Especially when there are far more productive things you can do, like feed nettles into your anus.

I hope you tweet Jamie - ‘I’m literally humping your missus ‘ 'you'd have gone round any night of the week and found crooks hanging out the back of it.'

Get in line, Crooks. I've had my eye on her for a while.

This is official in the same way me now having a clean run at banging Louise redknapp is.

Don't see much in him but haven't seen much of him. My gut tells me he lacks guile. Hope he gets a fair crack though.

Hm. I like a ref who isn't in a rush to dish out the cards. Didn't feel he disadvantaged is particularly at many points.

Thought the ref had a good game despite not being a letter of the law type.

Lot of positives just so frustrating and two points dropped.

Glad he's thinking of my gay straight trans.