Darth Crooks

Decent enough start TBH.

Bot knockheart day today?

'You can't rely on centre backs getting you goals'

I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING. Seething no more.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rafa-hes-still-not-happy.1386526/page-230#post-26149186

Silly people criticising him when he left - he saw that the club was a shambles, irrelevant whether we got promoted or not. Just a bunch of jibberish.

'Lesbians...twins. I'm just watching.'

NESOSTD LALAS SMB

I know it's said several times a week, but fuck me the chronicle site man I like this copy and pasting people do. It gives me the chronicle content without giving them the clickthroughs; then if I want the full chronicle experience afterward I can down a pint of bleach and get someone to beat me unconscious with a spade for the same effect.

A:

Pardew, to his credit I guess, was at least good at initially motivating a team by making the right noises, it's fatally that when you're past that bluster phase that there's fuck all there and when things go wrong he's the opposite of motivational, able to think objectively etc. Thank fuck he's limited to punditry atm.

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/mystery-flag-on-display-at-the-percy/

He doesn't/can't cut out crosses, lacking command of his box and it lets opponents have too many chances. Good stops yesterday though. I don't never really know about those shaquiri type goals. I dont know how late he sees it.

Great save.

Mike Ashley would've been more productive.

I'm from that area originally, and they're generally just a bunch of tossers. The south-easts Sunderland. And my dad used to go to the same pub as the owner, and he was apparently a massive bellend. No way to talk about your father. Lovers tiff?

It's the needless cock that troubles me most.

Managed to get the spurs update right.

Sick of hearing about this cunt.

He stagnates the progress of clubs more than anything. Motivational enough in that superficial kind of way and when things doing wrong not having the humility to adapt until the cycle repeats and will then go on like he's an acolyte of Mourinho. The anti-Rafa

http://68.media.tumblr.com/39506d26b256ebf6ebb88d2d9639a377/tumblr_inline_odl5yrGyPr1ro1w5e_500.gif