Darth Crooks

Brought a tear to my eye, nostalgia, don't know if it was the flags or hymen Perhaps it was the two coming into contact (ouch). Seen the Theresa May thing in chat?

Classic NO exaggeration based on a small amount of posts (and the fact it's probably close to the truth) . Also, that image of her on the chair...zero percent about her business acumen and all about her wanting to look sexy and beautiful. Which is her right and she succeeds at. Looks like she's having a stroke to me.

People credit Keith Bishop with far too much, man. Nah fam. He's the cockney goebbells

Especially when there are far more productive things you can do, like feed nettles into your anus.

I hope you tweet Jamie - ‘I’m literally humping your missus ‘ 'you'd have gone round any night of the week and found crooks hanging out the back of it.'

Get in line, Crooks. I've had my eye on her for a while.

This is official in the same way me now having a clean run at banging Louise redknapp is.

Don't see much in him but haven't seen much of him. My gut tells me he lacks guile. Hope he gets a fair crack though.

Hm. I like a ref who isn't in a rush to dish out the cards. Didn't feel he disadvantaged is particularly at many points.

Thought the ref had a good game despite not being a letter of the law type.

Lot of positives just so frustrating and two points dropped.

Glad he's thinking of my gay straight trans.

Don't speak.

Them tats were a bet in zante lay off. I'm a jug eared Tim henman lookalike tbf.

Looks like alistair McGowan on spice.

Something really Bean about him

The name isn't all that important really, though it wouldn't be my compromise, as long as the visual quality remains. Good luck to them.

Split ends?

Ah shit, this I live in Bow mate, moving to Brixton soon though. Wrong end of the Victoria mate it's annoying like. We're were doing instead of sitting around like plums at her dads and hoping for a class day without transport fuss. Going to be a nightmare for NE fans. Was bad enough getting to Kent for xmas eve.

St James' Flags would have been best imo. No rationale whatsoever for ditching Gallowgate flags. I get the impression it's a case of go on then let's see if you can do better then.

Looks too much like Wor Hymen

Makes no sense unless you just want to be petty. I suspect Alex is between a rock and a hard place to an extent although I don't know the lad.