Darth Crooks

Yedlins been shitted pants.

Footlong Melt pls m8, cheers.

Walthamstow pele, go.

Dyche looks like an enemy from the original Max Payne

Not very papal

I disagree. Not saying it'd be night and day but Joselu does sod all.

Unfortunately/hopefully this

Aye pathetic

George Boyd? He's at Sheffield Wednesday now. Well thank fuck for that He'll still manage it somehow....wouldn't surprise me. it's Newcastle etc

Fuck it Joselu brace. He's beginning to believe there is no spoon.

The holiday season though yeah? 12th night?

Valar Mikegulis

Harsh. https://www.facebook.com/AllNewcastleUnitedFCFans/videos/1169490166450078/

f*** :lol: got a proper 1000yd stare on as well Hes looking across the room staring at himself through a mirror, thinking "why?"

Man... I feel like a daft cunt

I'd be furious like. It's up there with the name and team colours for me. If stuff is brand new fine - call it the Sharia Twain Arena.

Figures has a terrible cock.

Alan Pardew - good guy. Brings the lad in to upset him that he doesn't know the real world. Weird.

Blatantly trying to tail his mum

Indeed. By tango anus he clearly believes he has had a bright time behind him at NUFC and I reckon for the future.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Newcastle+United+v+Swansea+City+Premier+League+SBRTP9CLvVFl.jpg

Must be puel only to be kind my dear ketsy

Should have told him not to bet against his kids winning and be careful not to snort them up his nose.