Darth Crooks

Harsh. https://www.facebook.com/AllNewcastleUnitedFCFans/videos/1169490166450078/

f*** :lol: got a proper 1000yd stare on as well Hes looking across the room staring at himself through a mirror, thinking "why?"

Man... I feel like a daft cunt

I'd be furious like. It's up there with the name and team colours for me. If stuff is brand new fine - call it the Sharia Twain Arena.

Figures has a terrible cock.

Alan Pardew - good guy. Brings the lad in to upset him that he doesn't know the real world. Weird.

Blatantly trying to tail his mum

Indeed. By tango anus he clearly believes he has had a bright time behind him at NUFC and I reckon for the future.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Newcastle+United+v+Swansea+City+Premier+League+SBRTP9CLvVFl.jpg

Must be puel only to be kind my dear ketsy

Should have told him not to bet against his kids winning and be careful not to snort them up his nose.

Keyser Soze

This obviously. The bloke is a prize prick in all walks of life.

That'll be a wankers hat then.

He's no doubt like us watching her every breath and every move. That joke could have been so much better. Pathetic Better version NOW or....

He's no doubt like us watching her every breath and every move.

I hear we've discussed derogatory terms does that mean she's signed?

Blokes a millionaire and still manages to look like someone cuts his hair with a knife and fork and has a suit from Aldi.

Tbh, the fact Staveley was showing her face in public back then at our ground, and we are now at the stage where talks have officially begun, just makes it all the more legitimate. It's obviously been brewing for a while now, and her making such a public appearance was surely a show of intent? http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/140/850/qvD9U.jpg

Reefatoon make it happen.

90's footballer jailbait child? Slightly off topic aye.

As ever, the biggest problem will stem from one pig headed source.

Apparently she does - shola style

Dead at the yours sinceyerly