Darth Crooks

Not in the tabloids unfortunately. Alright if you're a snowflake guardian reader.

Quillo isn't that heavy Tbf.

The only place jack colback should fill in is a shallow grave.

The Murphybot results aren't pretty

50 Shades of Sushi

Ticket to Hell surely?

They've got the cheek to put Rafa on there with the story continues like they're celebrating heritage.

Probably has a gaycard inside

He's shit at similes that's for sure

Rise like the orange dogshit Phoenix you are, Jack.

He was never the same after Robert decapitated him

Fun for all the family this Christmas.

Thank the lord. Terrible match commentator. 'Any final words John?' 'RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!' 'RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!' 'RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!''RROOOOOOOONNNNNNNKNEEEEEEEEEEEE!' 'Thanks John'

He used to be adventurous for NU but then he took an issue to the knee

What the fuck is a 'government drugs tsar?'

Siem would have managed it

Not in charge of the Death Star though.

We have very differing definitions of risk averse.

TF was an interesting listen. Still too many good people trying to rationalise his actions as being the machinations of the world's greatest uncaring, self-serving arsehole.

Sonmuch wrong with the premier league

That's a pisstake.

Brass neck like putting out historical booklets with the story continues with Rafa on the inside whilst they have all this carry on. At least fans with their own channels can feel special. Don't really want to knock that bloke but its so transparent.

Definitely this.

Fucking ridiculous we've gone from, within a month, talking about 5 year projects with Rafa to whether he makes the January window or not. It's a sick joke.