Darth Crooks

Let's hope he can be one to forge lasting mammaries here.

New balls, please! New ring piece please

He fucking loves it doesn't he?

He wasn't that bad man.

Didn't he score an overhead kick against mallorca? or have a made that up?

Never seen a better long range passer than Titus mind.

http://i.imgur.com/3Tjsv4L.jpg

Good signing for them.

Valar Morpunis

Nowt used to piss me off more than Danny Simpsons unerring tiki-taka tendencies. That throw in maybe.

Case closed motherfucker.

Yeah. Obvious.

A paid. Professional. Footballer.

Just plucked some cunt booted off live island have we?

Funnily enough he's not actually walking in that photo. His bones and muscles have solidified a la Stephen hawking

About as much use as tits on a fish this cunt.

'Just do it in blood siem, where your finger was a moment ago'

Rafa finally mastered necromancy

Don't Tell me lies, surely just Rumours. Tusk, tusk.

Completely healthy not to dismiss this. I believe in neither the club or the papers too much.

I've got nothing against gay culture as long as they don't cram it down your throat.

It's pride this week too isn't it? That curry twat really fucks me off.

We're easily led by precedent sure

Aye, they can like. There is a standard clause in pretty much every manager's contract that stipulates they aren't allowed to bad mouth the club in public - if this leak has come direct from Rafa and the club are able to prove it, they could sack him. Not that they would like, but it can and does happen. I'd imagine Rafa is clever enough to ensure the link has come from someone that isn't himself like, such as an associate. He can't be sacked without full compensation just for saying he's not happy with the lack of transfer activity. That's not something that would be considered bad mouthing the club in the context of the kind of clause you're referring to. Or am I missing the full scope of what he's meant to have said? I admit I haven't read all of the articles mentioned here. He hasn't said anything He hasn't been quoted as saying anything. Different from saying something to a mate who had a drink with a journo and said "Rafa thinks this and that". That's the problem with living in a post-truth world. Thanks Rupert, ya cunt.