Darth Crooks

Reckon so.

Bet he votes UKIP. Borrow Niges wardrobe anyway

I was there as a bairn. So confusing.

Peter benetti it is then.

Rafa calls for aid! ...and Lisbon shall answer!

This to do has got me Reuben Semen

Tam-Tammy Tam-Tammy Tam-Tammy with the rinsing oil

The thinking man's Stephen Ireland (I know wrong position)

Are we still seething and they bursting out laughing over there still?

'Eerm we're gan through some canny torbulence so divvent panic'

Not sure about broken legs like.

It's less than six months since he last dabbled into the running of the club resulting in our manager effectively threatening to walk out. Football fan mentality seems to operate in dog years.

If you mean cut him some slack in the same way I see a cockroach and decide not to stamp on it then sure, fine.

Always intrigued by this. I'm a mud blood though so don't live anywhere near.

Excuse to get a Mexico shirt

I feel the bigger cock in football thread getting bumped.

This out yet? And is it available other than the north east?

Looks like a cross between Zordon and Frank N. Furter

Cupping a tit with a black cat on it. #fuckthat #dafmackemkyent

I initially thought this link was ridiculous as he would cost way too much, but it turns out Valencia had a clause to sign him for 17 million euros at the end of his loan, which they can't now afford, so it seems he is available for a fee that isn't over the top. If that article above is true then the 15 million euros bid makes some sense, as we like to try and pay a bit less by paying everything upfront. ...whilst on his arse

Nearly reacted to that until I sang it

Looks like David Guest on that thumbnail (pre-snuffing it)

Chance, persleep to dream.

Silva would be a good fit at Leicester IMO

Roma man. That shirt's practically an aphrodisiac.