Darth Crooks

Doesn't really look like there's a problem at press. You're daft to dismiss it entirely though.

It's almost as if being a professional footballer has little impact on your ability to impart ideas and expertise.

He didn't slap anyone in the face...he'd said he'd like to stay which is a bit shan but people change their minds about their careers. Like Ian is alluding to, how many players are selected from the championship to represent England. The likelihood is small and as we all know about the best league in the world - the EPL is everything.

Lad had the opportunity to play at the elite level of the game. Its as simple as that regardless of whether it was for man with all the sense and intelligence of a sanitary towel.

Phil Nevilles hair is offensive. Imagine being a professional footballer pretty much your whole adult life and still keeping the hair you had when you were that kid in Y10 whose girlfriend was always at another school in the next county.

Tanks I couldn't bear much more o' dat annie moore.

PS4 for xmas Heza?

Isn't he a slow wide man? Considering we've currently got Sammy Ameobi as a wide option, he's a significant upgrade to our squad. He's only there till Atsu is back, £13m though? Rather go for Townsend than have him and Ritchie play on the wings. I'd rather go for Di Maria, but it doesn't mean he's available or willing to come. Brady is available and would move. He'd be a great addition to our squad and anyone who says otherwise is just plain stupid. Unless of course you'd rather watch Gouffran. Jesus wept. Gouffy is pretty dreamy TBH. Di Maria looks like a baghead.

You get some odd shit on here but never that.

We-e-ell I'm begging you for murphy, I'm down on my knees.

I'm not sure about him being some dark lord figure but he does want love me being told he's wrong when he believes he's right and just digs in to the point of malice.

The policy they want to echo has always relied on the right man in place being listened to - what's transpired in the past is a half arsed tribute which has prioritised muddled financing over the football. Moneyballs Direct.

Whilst I don't believe it gospel - you'd have to be a bit rose tinted about this honeymoon to dismiss it entirely. You're going to see the true measure of the man, good or bad, more starkly than ever when we get promoted.

You really are a prat.

Really wouldn't surprise me but it seems an odd article to surface at all. I'm pretty certain he'll not be this Hans off when we're back up mind.

Their media partner aren't they?

In part because the concept is ridiculous. It's like your nanna's old knackered barometer.

People are just going have to accept the colback situation. Colback means colback.

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Perversely this might trigger some imminent transfer action.

Tittyfucking Christ.

Doug called it.