Darth Crooks

Pants will be shit.

A single competent midfielder would do wonders.

Siem de Jong mark 2. Bit of talent but a crock.

Ffs a Alsama bin Parden mashup. Only here

He's barely played has he? Been the Richie gouffy dreamy team mostly hasn't it.

Is he?

Was this supposed to be funny? It made me laugh anyway. Instant bull = Istanbul?

I'm calling instant bull.

I'd have that, have to put with his idiot da' but so be it.

I don't need anyone's help doing that, thanks.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8067/1110/1600/HistoryOfViolence-52.jpg "So I heard you met Pardew a while back.........'Ian'..."

'You flat bastards, you flat bastards...'

You do it first then pass it me.

Nobody seems to ever come through from grass roots and you've no chance if you haven't played the game. Several thousand pounds to do your badges and the likes of Ian Cathro getting shot with shit because he didn't play at a certain level. I know school teachers, sparkys and binmen who would be able to speak more eloquently and be able to impart more knowledge because they have an eye for the game and crucially the ability to explain things to people in terms they understand with objective and rationale. Look at the plight of cunts like Merson, Pardew et al. jobs for the boys wankers who can get be perma-pissed, bankrupt, morally bankrupt and utter shit and spiting bile; kicking the fingers of others on the ladder trying to get up from the bottom, yet are immune to or spared any consequence seemingly. I don't know enough about coaching in other leagues to know how pally it is, can't be any worse than in Britain.

I've always imagined you with a soft light vintage look.

Daemrkow chant and individual arse holes but the former in particular was very audible.

That bloke next to him looks disgusted

I don't recall there being a velociraptor on pitch at any time.

It's a tough one. What's not is to start chanting against him. Fucking awful that - I wouldn't even do to Jack Colback.

The day Ian pulled a Snape and renounced his Deat-eater status was a watershed moment.

Fb live. Although it felt like I was on Nemesis at Alton towers the way it was spinning.

Great. Another passive aggressive post.

Yeah. Loath as I am to say it. Relying on wing play is killing us. No getting past it. Balls from set plays were garbage n all.

Which tbf is the whole point of this formation and the personnel up top. (I assume you weren't having a go, I just felt the need to elaborate.) No but it's very one dimensional. It worked initially just tends to gift possession and send us deeper when we don't have it given the middle two. In relative control though

Had to laugh though I shouldn't when on the fb live feed some yawps 'pass it forward ya ginger twat!'