Darth Crooks

Where's groo in all this?

Shoot that poison barrow through my heaaart

Not having Mike Ashley as anything other than the devil incarnate the way he has devalued the fan base here. Don't really care if he tells a decent gag or will get the drinks in.

Glued to this development

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02764/strictlyjudjpg_2764818b.jpg

King of brinksmanship this prick.

Just applaud for 90 minutes and stop for a minute as a mark of respect.

Lee Carlsley and Thomas Graveson. Baldies of destruction

Probably just shaved Jonas

Looks nothing like a surfer.

Probably wears a baby on board badge.

If true, i'd say the Mirror's article today has decreased the chance's of it happening. If they're not willing to loan him out, I can't see us willing to pay £13m for him. Not in this window anyways. Rafa gets what he wants and he wants someone badly Take me now Rafa

Bet he gets on before letting people off.

Not in the top leyg though.

He's probably just missing mick lowes despite being visible from alpha centauri.

'Fok dis gay Airth'

And Gouffran / Gouffran so far away / just Gouffran / Gouffran all night and day / I couldnt get away

This talk sport commentary is far better.

Dutty Gran

Is there no escaping Brexit?

There's nothing there at all, this whole fuss is because a tabloid ran a story based on basically f*** all. Plus the track record of Mike Ashley. We went through all this before Rafa signed with most people unwilling to believe that Ashley would sanction making him our manager. It's always going to be likely that there is going to be a bust up down the road, but do we really need to bite every time a tabloid journalist throws us a line? Not our fault really.