Darth Crooks

Summer is the teller although Dave's right, we shouldn't be dismissive of the narrative that surrounds this just because cos' Rafa

Can't wrap my head around the Pardew attack minded stuff like.

http://i.imgur.com/s3QmHFT.gif

Yep. Yewtree era Monty was the daddy.

Tiote's Massive Whanger

I'm not worried to be honest. We have enough to finish 2nd.

He's a cunt for not knowing how to use punctuation as it is.

If we sign those two by the end of the week I'll spunk in your mouth.

It's probs because one is about soon leaving a league of the big players in Europe and the other is about the EU.

Deal with it. I ain't a Freddo you.

Okay I'll Chomp. Just going drop in a careless Wispa

Where's groo in all this?

Shoot that poison barrow through my heaaart

Not having Mike Ashley as anything other than the devil incarnate the way he has devalued the fan base here. Don't really care if he tells a decent gag or will get the drinks in.

Glued to this development

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02764/strictlyjudjpg_2764818b.jpg

King of brinksmanship this prick.

Just applaud for 90 minutes and stop for a minute as a mark of respect.

Lee Carlsley and Thomas Graveson. Baldies of destruction

Probably just shaved Jonas

Looks nothing like a surfer.

Probably wears a baby on board badge.