Darth Crooks

Have to be a clairvoyant to work here it seems.

This is crackers if true. Not sure what to think. He could have the making of a good coach but if you listened to the media so did John carver; the coach who had all the experience and guidance. This club man, who the fuck knows.

Been at comedy. This is the biggest gag of the lot. What the fuck.

Going back to buenos aires and boning the skin off that model girlfriend of his?

Jonas joins Ashleyout!

Aye the lesser of two mokes

Like a Blatter of hell he'll be gone when the lawman comes.

Moke next pls

Moke next pls

Hasta luego amigo.

Could do with our sphincterhead coach taking a more part time approach.

It's ill-conceived for sure if well intentioned.

Never going have an impact as long as we're playing with movement and long balls. The ability is clearly there. Arsenal are under not unaware of the physicality of the league; their movement and passing negates smashing into people most of the time. We clearly don't have that level of quality, though converse we don't coach teams to play a more expansive game either.

Any product produced needs to be as professional as anything the club produce to be true alternative. I advocate wearing anything that isn't the horrific new shirt but I can see why fuck off Ashley puts people off and personally think it's a bit of a naff touch. If plenty go for it and pennies don't reach jabba the cunt then I'm pretty happy really.

Nowt will change. It's just not in his MO to concede defeat and you turn. He was only prepared to disingenuously admit fault for like a nanosecond. Like wullie said eloquently and extensively a hell of a lot is needed and more than they'd care to admit. The main message that I got from it was fuck protests in going nowhere as much as anything.

This I won't sell the we win is a statement of defiance to those protesting as much as anything. It just so happens to placate the less bright of us into thinking he cares.

Prepare for subs to wreck everything.

'No publicity is bad publicity!' what a crock of shit.

Crud ability more like. AMIRITE? Eh? Eh?

Is the bottom line (insert wrestling gag)

Can't even wink properly. The useless cunt.

This was the plan, he gets his compo we get him for nowt. Simple as that.

Nicknames in now then? McCunten? CuntClaren? Cunt McCunt?

I reckon the wrestling suggesting came from the Gateshead Rattlesnake himself - Stone Cold Steve Stone http://img1.imagilive.com/0515/stone_cold_steve_stone014.png

Hopefully he'll get the message after a while that employing these cheap leeches time and again don't work at a football club, wise up and then figure out that his business model doesn't work here. Reckon it would take relegation and our prospective doom to see that though...if he gives a fuck in the first place and the whole exercise is to piss us off.