Darth Crooks

None of this makes sense like.

Rats and ships and all that.

Jotenko! Shit just got real...

Hah. It's actually becoming morbidly funny now.

Let's talk about fret baby, let's talk about injury, Let's talk about Cabaye or shape or, Lack of frust or harsh Geordies Let's talk abooout fret... LET'S TALK ABOUT FRET!

He knows tactics; other than that and he just spouts the same fraternal cliches.

He's just rubbish. Really crap.

Not a definite cry mind is it?

Fuck it glad we lost. Shows this MASSIVE twat up.

Fuck you you twat. Your lucks ran on far too long. Found out you shit fraud.

Colo hurricanrana

Cabella is dump. Not fit to lace hatems boots

The ober spin!

Champagne stuff here like.

We needed a ginger to replace nicky butt since we last had one.

How fucking chronic is that team

Dummett clatters folk. Bout it as a better defender.

He's bulletproof man. Even with that horrendous elbow he was somehow vindicated.

Positive tactical news for once, we're going two up top with Jimmy Nail and Mark Knopfler.

The new cabaye/ba/Remy delete as applicable depending on no of years excuse has been used.

Just pay the greedy cunt, you fat greedy cunt. Please.

tongue in cheek my arse (eeerrhh that sounds wrong) this has cheered me up this morning come on you potters Tongue in my arse cheek

Convenient this arrives after the anti pardew sentiment online like. This accident screams PR with this journo in on the act. To what end I don't know.

More PR spin to make Ashley look like he's remotely bothered. Due a good decision mind.

I don't give a fuck if we get relegated tbh. It's the only thing I can realistically see us getting rid if both these twats for good.