Darth Crooks

That would be me. One of the absolute worst that guy. Names jim. Nice to fight the good fight alongside a fellow N-O er brother. You take some flak on there like mate. Kudos for perseverance.

Unsubstantiated quotes from the man himself?

They reckon it's a scam to con money. The more desperate ones. I swear someone off here is arguing alongside me with some nutter called joey on fb

Ando is a massive prick n all. You can almost hear the cogs turning as he forces pro pardew spin on things. Dickhead.

Jesus that prick on total sport. How can you oversee results like that and be doing a good job? Fucking nuts. Ben arfa only scored that Bolton goal apparently. Part timer must be.

Joint biggest screen in da leeegue #ambition

In all serious that is a class site. No one from here?

Whys there a stencil of George formby at the bottom?

http://i58.tinypic.com/2lbkwie.jpg Match day rotating screensaver

90 minute footage of Ashley pulling goatses at us with his arsecheeks and flicking the vs

The man tried to rename the stadium, this is hardly shocking.

Anyone who wouldnt take Moyes is ignorant to the actual plight we are in tbh.

Chap called Sean. Barely mentioned Pardew but cited the acceptance of mediocrity from top to bottom.

Ando pretty much agreed with everything he said with his only retort being 'Well thats how it is with dis owner' and saying how there's never been more money coming into this club, the net spend has been small, the signings haven't covered the outgoings/addressed the positional problems. Was a refreshing change from the usual inarticulate nervous dross they have. Had them on the backfoot in the studio,

Anyone listen to the opening call on Total Sport on Friday night? Basically ended the show as a discussion.

Well, this is the biggest poll cock you'll have seen on here, so it seems a bit picky to complain about the lack of bollocks. SHAFT! You daaamn right...

Van Basten is ill. Trust. He's sick fam. Allow it.

I liked the polls when they looked like willies.

Every manager who has a column is a fucking arsehole. Just get on with your jobs.

Last good game was against Anzhi at left back. He was mint.

Has he properly said owt yet?

Get in Rob Lee, refreshing to see a fellow pro in football who just doesn't blow smoke up fellow pros arses. Don't think hes got much time for Pardew though manages to articulate that in a very eloquent way.

Selling 2 key players on your say so and bemoaning injuries won't wash apart with the mongiest of mongs

Gosling?

Aye sounds spot on. Particularly the colo jonas stuff. The players know he's fucking shite like, like when you know who the shit staff are at work.