Darth Crooks

Starting to think relegation won't bother Ashley. If we plummet he just hops to rangers and it's guess who wins again. Another season in a lower league with the parachute money to make back as much of the 'loan.' he'll lose out but if pardew doesn't go by tomorrow he either doesn't realise or care.

Going to turn it round like that is he? Just jettison the big twat.

Fucking ridiculous this entire farce. As if it's got to this. The galling thing is that it's pure incompetence and negligence all round and the press are still spewing the same tired old fraternal bollocks. If this was happening with a top 4 side or spurs I wonder what the angle would be. Different I'd wager.

Pulis is too stubborn to work with Ashley. Have to be someone quite articulate with a degree of diplomacy if it was to remotely work. Bodes well.

I've said this before but what role would he play with a striker next to him? He's neither a finisher nor a creator. He's basically the French John Walters atm French Leon Best looks more apt. Could still be useful in a two just being a nuisance, but he'd need someone shit-hot next to him. 'Je suis bloody Leon Best'

It's evidence of the complete lack of accountability endemic at the club. If your bosses are shit at their jobs, phoning it in and getting away with murder; why would you be driven, motivated or care? Everything is poison. Ineffective, frankly bad coaching. Appalling man management. Weak authority. Rank transfer policy. Wrong reasons for owning a football club - and we wonder why there is no skill evident, team ethic, passion (whatever it is) or progression. Worst run club in the country. Bar none.

Top work on achieving that john you obnoxious, fat bell hat

Early pen not given shocker

He'll be alright like. He's on a great wage for being utter shit with zero accountability and he has teachers 6 weeks holidays basically.

Fucking penis text on TS. Talking about a poor culture and bad vibes had HBA stayed. All ignoring the fact pardew is not morinho and hasn't a fucking clue.'oh well ferguson got rid when they didn't fit the system' well yes but his system wasn't a steaming cesspit of fuckshit with cocks on.

Prick features on total sport talking about strong group and better players yadda yadda

Truth and love. Fucking smarmy shit merchant. Correct.

Detract from the sentiment and belittle. As impartial as you get.

Next mananger wouldn't get the easy ride this twat has got through the bullshit pragmatism argument. Ashley is going to have to pick his man very carefully.

He'll have to stop licking it first.

Sports direct arena in all but name. That action alone should have cemented what this guy was about and there were still those defending him.

Mentioned on total sport. Laughed off as opinion. Made me hate Steve harper

Beats John 'but dis ohwnha' Anderson

Gah total sport man. Listen to it most nights but I fucking hate it.

In recent years Mark Hooper, Sol Cambell, Alan Smith, Geremi, Carl Cort, Ramage and Cacapa would get honourable mentions. Dummett is showing promise. He's balls.

It changed to well 'who aggghh ye comparing it to?' Good football Ando. It's bad.

Former players will never criticise each other, however justified. This weird Freemason mentality.

Ooofff!

Thick as a bulls dick this joey clown

Is that turnbull? Thought I recognised the name.