Darth Crooks

Crossing what? The halfway line? http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/sammy-ameobi-ive-practising-crossing-training-seems-paying/ Mind blowing innovation.

Crossing what? The halfway line?

Bigi, Abeid, Ameobi, Vuckic, Campbell, Armstrong, Ferguson and young prospects like Mbiwa have either been in total regression or simply alienated. Can't think of any others other than Dumment. Who is about as much use as a turd in a punchbowl.

If you go on the basis he wants a pl based vehicle to promote his brand it's 100% relevant. Frankly though, who has the foggiest fucking clue?

'I'll be black'

Makes more sense when your target is 16th or above despite what they say. Not that that is set in Stone like.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Mapou can just though slot in can't h...ah

Bon jovi wrote a song about him; must have had the same dream.

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Pardew threatening him to step up in his TS interview. Have a word with gouffran and half the others while your at it then. This guys methods are so unfair.

What a lovely charlatan saving wanker he is...aww

He needs to pay the 'peanuts' needed to sack the useless cesspit dwelling slime that's sending us down. He could have sold MYM for far higher and had the money back and then some. Really don't know what his stake in pardew is. What good is yes man if you are in the wrong league?

I miss mimifrench

Astute as he is a selling lee cooper converse knock offs and Lonsdale boxers; he knows fuck all about football, even if he is aiming to keep us at a certain level, the way we're carrying on will just get us relegated.

Notably better without this no mark slowing stuff down

How sweet if routledge has scored the goal that did for the fraud.

Shelvey looks like zlatan with leukemia

I'd have volleyed him in the bollocks and stunnered llambias; then processing to crack some stone cold steveweisers together on top of the bar. Y'know play it cool like.

I'd go down happily if it riddled is of their blight. Fuck the premier league if prostituting ourself to a madman and his collective egotism is our only option with which to do it. Not worth it.

Keep the faith. Honestly.

This myth that hard work is key to being at the bottom pisses me off too. The teams that develop or display a better quality of football will rise up the table...not aiming to dig in and battle.

Claims lack of ego...talks up polishing awards at home to back up shit points. Prize wanker

Much better side than Stoke. Sure to be bummed at warp speed.

All technical ability has been removed/not played and it's the thing he's now bemoaning most. Backward twat. Pardew of course

Durka durka pardew jihad