Darth Crooks

Apologies in advance

Mental illness?

He's smug because he now knows come what may he won't lose his job whereas it was in doubt in his mind a month back. Thanks to Ashley being Ashley and the majority of fans at the ground being idle mutes he knows he can carry on bullshitting his way through the season.

Well he can't play full back but yeah essentially you're right.

King's Dross

Adonbilivit

'John, let's win a game' 'Alan you beauty, you might just be onto something there.' Genius.

Nah anyone would think gosling was a professional dodgeball player. At least Corinthian heed can run at players once in a blue moon.

Plays Russian roulette and the cunt survives at the expense of Christopher walken.

Plays Pokemon gets a mewtwo and 3 legendary birds but sticks with a squirtle and a bulbasaur.

Plays sonic the hedgehog dead fucking slowly avoiding every enemy and tries to sit back holding onto one ring. Dies.

He really doesn't. Well not all of them but he makes the club of this size, great Fanbase, back where we belong, I've got fight, passion yadda yadda comments; which you could argue shows the 'understanding' granted for every one of those there's a 'mike' bot licker but he still makes those comments that resonate with what fans want. The reality being he is duplicitous fuckwit with the IQ and common sense of a sanitary towel, an ego the size of Luxembourg and he can go fuck a beehive whilst chewing on TNT for all I care. That would be about the best thing for 'this clahb'

It's very easy to make empty platitudes though even if you have the skill to back it up. Pardew makes all the right noises about living being here and understanding us and ultimately it means nothing.

I'd sooner base candidates on acumen and achievement than unquantifiable notions of passion and understanding. They're not mutually exclusive like, but the former is vastly more important than the latter.

People say they've seen worse and tbh I'm too young to know any better, but have other owners ever been this callous/uncaring? I find it hard to fathom.

I live in leytonstone. Orients like a 10 minute walk away and the support is pretty heavy here.

I don't expect people to be as fervent in their response to our situation as the protest demographic; but to tell fellow fans to shut the fuck up or to sit down out of fear of rocking and already sinking boat is just bizarre and a depressing indictment. Probs not the stock response by everyone but it definitely happens.

Wat

Definitely a don't fucking touch me vibe about that. The bloke is a head case and a weirdo.

Last time he scored was against a shit Blackburn side. That's the pattern. He'll return to complete anonymity before long.

Nah. Don't underestimate how poor that was and how bad Leicester were.

By the way if there was ever a mikes lackey proving quote then that's it right there. Bet he didn't even fucking turn up.

Gus lost 3 points this week on the eight watchers diet

Pardew could lose from now until the sun dies and bum the corpse of an infant child in the centre circle at wembley and still end up keeping his job...obertan or not.

Fucking lying scumbag with zero humility. 1 win and he's all mike and I love the club? Dickhead. Evil, useless dickhead. Nut a spike you cunt.