Darth Crooks

Again he's only shite because there's no other outlet than him half the time. Our attacking players looked liberated for being played together for once...even gouffran managed to get at someone on occasion.

Ah yes the grand plan of going one nil down and desperately chucking on two attacking players. What a manager. Should be happy and I kind of am but the thought of this test lording about tonight after what he has overseen sickens me.

At least it's not raylor

Look how much cabella is liberated for not being the only creative player. So fucking obvious.

He'll bring Taylor on and it'll revert. On for dummett for sure.

Yikes. Will this mean pardew will pull an allardyce?

Fucking jams it after a shit starting lineup every time.

Fuckin hell. Ultimate supersub

Was that stupid fucking dance he did. God I hate his daft fucking face.

'Stick to your priciples'

Did hippo head throw Russell brand to the floor a la Steve Steve for his isolent affection?

Apologies in advance

Mental illness?

He's smug because he now knows come what may he won't lose his job whereas it was in doubt in his mind a month back. Thanks to Ashley being Ashley and the majority of fans at the ground being idle mutes he knows he can carry on bullshitting his way through the season.

Well he can't play full back but yeah essentially you're right.

King's Dross

Adonbilivit

'John, let's win a game' 'Alan you beauty, you might just be onto something there.' Genius.

Nah anyone would think gosling was a professional dodgeball player. At least Corinthian heed can run at players once in a blue moon.

Plays Russian roulette and the cunt survives at the expense of Christopher walken.

Plays Pokemon gets a mewtwo and 3 legendary birds but sticks with a squirtle and a bulbasaur.

Plays sonic the hedgehog dead fucking slowly avoiding every enemy and tries to sit back holding onto one ring. Dies.

He really doesn't. Well not all of them but he makes the club of this size, great Fanbase, back where we belong, I've got fight, passion yadda yadda comments; which you could argue shows the 'understanding' granted for every one of those there's a 'mike' bot licker but he still makes those comments that resonate with what fans want. The reality being he is duplicitous fuckwit with the IQ and common sense of a sanitary towel, an ego the size of Luxembourg and he can go fuck a beehive whilst chewing on TNT for all I care. That would be about the best thing for 'this clahb'