Darth Crooks

I want him.

This is sackpardew doing this for some reason. A scathing satire.

He used it once incorrectly in the first paragraph. Fine otherwise.

Maybe it's because his head is pregnant.

Avoids the dreaded comma splice too.

Highlights where a subordinate clause is needed and combines two clauses that individually have separate meaning to create a complex sentence with potentially an entirely different meaning. Very useful.

Back pardew has to be a piss take? An elaborate one too detailed to be one though. He's a human being trying his best? 'Kin 'ell...

Ray Stubbs was garbling on about how the signings have needed time to adapt to the league without knowing only a handful are ever being played. Its fucking ridiculous.

Aye left that group last night. Horseshit.

Oh aye seen them given red like. Could have been very different.

Yet if you keep with your convictions you are labelled fickle? :retard:

Colback is our scholes now. Jesus wept.

Just been crucified on fb for saying mehdi should be in ahead of colback. Seems he's been our best player this season.

It's not twisting his words when he uses an analogy to explain the fundamentals of good management that resembles nothing he attempts to implement with his career not backing it up. This is before you factor in that the rhetoric is utterly meaningless drivel. He should just try some humility after a win and call it a step in the right direction but he chooses to pontificate. Self important wanker.

Ego means he'll never drop obertan meaning once again we're only allowed to start with one genuinely creative player. Last weekend was his panicked with a freak goal.

Worst thing that can happen is that these protests stop tbh

Knows he's 100% bulletproof now more than ever doesn't he? Like a dog with two dicks all the time now.

The set piece thing really clouds people's perception. He 's a hard working pro at best.

Pardew has made son Faustian pact. Only explanation.

Astounds me that some people seem to have no concept of how to use the word fickle.

Cabaye blew smoke up his arse the same way and proceeded to go on strike not do long after. Just drivel.

Return to the usual dogshit I'd suppose.

Didn't do Santiago Nunez any harm...especially in that game against full ham.

Steak and kidney