Darth Crooks

Going to need jacks ability to get us from behind now for sure. Fucking shit. Going to get mauled by anyone half decent

Allardyce on FF same tripe views and pardew and that wanker clem just nods like a gimmer.

No coinkydink IMO that some of those photod with HBA are looking marginalised. I think the dressing room differences have hardly been him v the rest. Others may have expressed discontent.

Death stare. Fucking hell. Alan I'm rock hardew me like. Wish some Jedi would shove a missile up his death stare trench.

Is there a link? My phone won't show it

Dummett 40 yard back heel. Nailed on.

Dummett is no better than Danny Simpson was and he was was a huge weak link. Blocking and clattering people is no good at this level if that's all you bring. Seen nowt in the lad and although harsh it may be, he typifies the mindset of a pardew team.

Bummageddon is nigh. Glad I'm on honeymoon. Chatted to a San Lorenzo fan in buenos aires; says colo wants to go back desperately but lives the money #itk

Villa and palace were spectacularly jammy wins n all. Inexcusable.

You say that as if we don't support the team. We want them to win but our cheap owner has hired a cheap manager and as a result we yo yo up and down with no inkling of looking like progressing in the league or cups. I think and hope he goes this season. I don't understand how he can be defended anymore. It's a sad indictment that we can't criticise because at least we're not being relegated. That's club party line stuff.

Finishing 17th, last years finishing form, shit cup form and being a lying patsy are plenty enough reasons. None or all of which can be blamed on losing Yohan fucking cabaye or demba ba. Just let them be player coaches if they're that important because this cleft offers nothing else. His boss is a wanker has nothing to do with him ostracising players, playing the most base tactics that don't work or don't change and nutting people. There is nothing to like about the man or his 'brand' of football. And if you are taken in by any reference to passion or think he is a competent manager you are a simpleton who takes everything at face value. Not one smilie either. Chomp fucking chomp.

People who use the newly promoted argument are full of shit. We were playing the football of a mid table prem side then and thus we f'd that league in the a.

Jack off his box moar lyk

We've got to break down these barricades.

Does that kid have epilepsy. Has and hands bobbing like a mad cunt.

Best stripe combination and stripe number so far. Not bad puma gu.....FLYING V MOTHERFUCKA! Rank.

Quoting green street whilst being complete cock. Double cock bonus.

Moyes is at least a premiership coach. Of course he's better than this league 1 doughnut

Just left that awful fb group. Bullshit twitter stories and illiterate slanging matches. Dreadful.

He could have maintained quotes about targeting top ten and I'd still be sick of his inane, non insightful prattle. Sick of hearing/from about him. How can they many people feel the same way and they not consider jettisoning the div? I know why but I'll disappointed if those who acted last time have just about faced because of some signings.

I'm not called Davide santon And santons not called me I'm not called santon But santons not called me They call me rem cabella Quite right-ly

I can spell the end for pardew. B-E-L-L.

Someone shag their sister like? Extreme reaction.

I see I've made my bed then. And it would seem its Tracy Emin's

Can I go back to colo pls admin? Have a feeling it'll depress me if I go into the season with it.