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And arriving on loan from Gaziantep Büyükşehir Belediyespor IS? *BOOONG* Are you scared? He's here... *drives in on bike with apple in hand to rock music*

At best he's Walter Mitty, at worst he's a devious liar. Either way he's fucking rubbish at what he's supposed to be.

Well bugger my giddy aunt...

'Stick to his principles' and focus on our 'shape'. The only shape I see is a useless arsehole shaped object.

Best player in alderwereld. Bindun?

Fans wouldn't toe the stability line with another cheap puppet appointment IMO. Pardew leaving is one step closer to Ashley leaving IMO.

Aye but that's often related to someone in the event. A bit political and scathing for something so positive. Maybe I'm being too PC but though it worth considering.

Hijacking what is for the most part a charity event is a but much isn't it? They battle with each other for enough exposure as it is. Not that it wouldn't work. Just sits uneasy.

I want to keep sol Campbell shows him up worse. Didn't snub him for having an over active pie gland did he?

That photo is sweet until you find out that child is actually a 6 ft 28 year old man. Let himself go again the gargantuan mess. #teamskirge

Get on the scene, like a fucking aidsmachine...

Against my better judgement I rejoined the fb group. One enlightened chap has suggested that if we lose pardew we could face the same issues man utd had when fergie retired. :redknapp:

He signed a contract in Germany that will laast a sowsand years!

Pokey bots all round! Huzzah!

Mentioned shape on total sport. Means super defensive/pardew everyone. His laughing off of the goals criticism from (surprisingly) mick Lowe's was particularly grating.

Just listened to the total sport interview. Talk of finance and losing a few to make room. Bollocks.

Didn't do the French any harm. Won a cup or two since n all.

Save your vitriol for Ashley and pardew not each other. The sooner the majority realise this and unleash it at the ground the better. A load of players bought and plummeting prices showed that it had an effect, however debatable to its extent.

Hope HBA did the rock spit in is hand before laying the smacketh down the jabroni.

A less effective HBA who doesn't cause a fuss.

Decent analogy. Just ran out with a jerry can and did this. Doesn't work in a rented property for anyone thinking about it.

Infiltrators have their work cut out on here. Stick to the Facebook cretins. Best of luck H. Colo esq.

Blame Ashley for making it this way Roy. We want our club to be the best it can be and they accept mediocrity. If losing is the only way to improve so be it. Wanting the best and backing your club is not the same as backing a manager or employee of it. Our manager is an inept, egotistical sycophantic self serving idiot. Ashley has made it seem that him losing is the only option. Save your vitriol for him.

Pardew has two balls unlike hitler and he still has trouble getting us scoring. Bit if Aaron's 'magic' being the remote positive.

Ha. Not sure where the 7 minutes came from but fuck it eh?