Darth Crooks

I think I have an idea who that might be. Soopafans gutted they weren’t involved. I thought it was great tbh - a farcry from the Twitter gobshites I have in mind.

Complications or bandwidth from corona/project restart issues. At a guess.

I miss the chancellor

God I hate that

God he was a simpleton

It'll never not make me properly fewm. the defence of Bruce is one thing but suggesting he's done better than Rafa, just thick as fuck, man. I thought I'd give that GallowgateShots podcast a go as I'd never listened to it before and wanted to hear what that lawyer lass had to say. Stuck with it through one of them saying "the football under Rafa (I think we can all agree lololol) was awful," but switched it off at "Bruce had done a great, well, a phenomenal job this season." Can't get away with it at all, my ears start bleeding at even a hint of credit. I'm a very bitter lad. They strike me as very comfortable with the club as anyone. They repeat lines re: transfer policy etc. almost verbatim. I’m not a massive fan of their format mind either.

Didn’t put this but close. I had to include Rafa because aside from the rename is was the single greatest indicator of what he wanted the club to be about.

SPORTSWOSHING!?!

It’s harmless. Not particularly funny but harmless. Enjoyed the T. rex

reconnected with a mate recently who doesn't want rafa and pulled the boring line ffs also thinks he's "always at war" with the bosses How can you watch what he’s done re: Ashley and pull that? Staggering. yeah i didn't even bother - the always at war thing irked the fuck out of me, as if it's just rafa booting off rather than standing up for himself in order to improve the circumstances at every single club he goes to man Speaks of a wider problem of people happy to follow PR party lines.

reconnected with a mate recently who doesn't want rafa and pulled the boring line ffs also thinks he's "always at war" with the bosses How can you watch what he’s done re: Ashley and pull that? Staggering.

Ian seemed to really like your answer.

Aw shit, forgot about that Who were the board at that point? Ashley, McLaren and Moncur or something? So much smoke and mirrors leading to him controlling everything. Carr was on it too.

The only contract anyone should have involving him is a hit.

I’m on the right ?

A regular NO poster holding the sign in that last pic. Darth Crooks? I only really ever did London stuff

*He’s here forever post*

Alan Pardew gaan in goed ?

Kei’th-al-Bi-shoppi

Seahorses either side of his dome ?

He’s had what he wanted. A chance to manage a big PL club again with the luck that those in charge would scrape the barrel low enough to pluck him from PL obscurity like they did with Pardew. He’s got his 5th