Darth Crooks

It’s on their toes?

I was gonna say.

Wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve been told to sit back now. WWAPD?

Something terrible

These need to become stickers

Mallorca is bigger than I remember.

He must mean a week on pluto

Gina G, Honey G, Hepatitis G

Slates the restrictions he had here despite the. Being the only reason he gets a ducking bean in income. Absolute wanker.

Never get the free advertising angle - if that’s the case why aren’t brands called cunta cola or Kentucky fried AIDS if no publicity is bad publicity.

They’re all like that to varying degrees - it’s a fraternity at the end of the day.

Whilst it was better than the low bar. Burnley came for a point and it showed.

The Chelsea/Everton combo is was ludicrous

It’s morbidly exciting.

Because he has the wit, guile and tactical nous of a tampon

https://youtu.be/sEKB7pi1mbc

If the club want to recruit like that and pretend it’ll Keep them PL then it’ll happen anyway. This is hubris for mike Ashley - we’ll not be this valuable for long

Fat day of crap ?

Red Bull gets you Ings

Next up John talks moisturisers and anti aging creams...

This mortal fear of Europe and water treading has no place for damned sure

He gets rid when it costs him money and it’ll be on shite terms. There’ll be no clean break with mike Ashley

Pardew said the exact same attack or defend extremes nonsense

West Norwich albion?