Darth Crooks

Meier showing Peter Shilton how you deal with Argentinian dwarves.

Aye thought someone would catch that

'Psst. You've made a terrible, terrible mistake... Fancy a bum?'

Schuler is good nick despite being in bill and ted over 20 year ago.

Like yoda on lukes back.

Looks like a costume from David lynch's Dune

1,2 Thraay!

Just play 2 midfields at the back. Goals will sort themselves. No biggie.

Experience and physical power? Next signing Geoff capes hear we come. Keep dreaming' atam.

They paying him for his insight? Good to see he can't help use it as his right to reply about mascherano.

Would be genuinely excited about this prospect if I knew we weren't going to be completely undermined by manager and owner.

Doubt he's been keeping tabs on either of them while they've been away to be honest. How much say does he have about them going on loan?

Not sure what admiral Akbar is doing in the background mind.

I've just got released right there; spider manned my pants. LAD.

No Shrewsbury town is it?

This post is from the film. The arrogance of man. Not a cup of PG in sight either. Geoff has become a right arsehole these days.

Wow, this game is really bad. Monkeys? Thought it said planet of the rapes half watching it. Shall cancel my booking now...

Aye. Chuckled at that.

Mascherano to start thinking he's a speed camera and spewing on people as they run past. 'AVE A BANG ON THAT-T!

Aye. Bar how many he can flog at SD we are an annoyance. It's because they realise it looks like shite but it's too late to change it. Probably. It's because they don't care about engaging supporters or maximising revenue, it's as simple as that.

Not moveable enough.

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If I were vlaar I'd chant my own name into every tackle leroy jenkins style

David schwimmer running the line.

TILT